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THE LAST DAY GUYS

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semiaquatic secret agent

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Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

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occasional posts from users

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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY KITTEN IN MY SLIPPY

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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"Why are you crying?"

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy

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i was gross sobbing while drawing this i want my mortys back

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

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posting this so everyone on tumblr can see it too

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youre not yaoiful at all