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"go back to poland" means go back to auschwitz majdanek sobibor treblinka etc.

you are not slick lol

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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

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quite possibly one of the funniest things you could've said.

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whether youre Israeli or bro balestine, if I see u wearing this necklace I know Im gonna hear the worst, nastiest, maidenless, dumbest and most unmoisturized political opinion the human mind has managed to think up

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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

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i think rainbow dash should have a cloud tail

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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lord give me the confidence of a tumblr user about to comment on something they know absolutely nothing about

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Skritt appreciation post

They send you shinies and love when you help them!

They’re so thankful when you help them, and that just gives me the warm fuzzies since they say thank you in about ten different ways.

And they give you advice! Look at this great advice. Look at it. 

AND THEY TELL REALLY COOL STORIES ABOUT YOU WHILE TELLING YOU TO STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF. 

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wise words from a crazed balloon animal

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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

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I think an under-discussed reason why so much of the internet completely lost its mind after 10/7 is because antisemitism functions differently than other prejudices. Conspiracy theories are closely linked to antisemitism in a way that's not really the case for bigotry against other groups, so morons online very, very easily jumped into Q-anon style thinking when it became both socially acceptable and considered a moral imperative to hate Jews in dipshit zoomer and social justice spaces. They accelerated their radicalization by lapping up the conspiracy theories heavily tied to the antisemitic tropes they were already reblogging. Half a year of antisemitism and conspiracy theories melts your brain, which is why some young leftists are now as unhinged and unrecognizable post-radicalization as someone’s boomer Q-anon uncle. 6 months of protests against a coffee company because people think it funds a foreign military is the kind of crazy stupidity that got people believing a pizza shop was a front for pedophiles

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[google search history]

what to do with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor early morning

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Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

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I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I have a spare beauty blender u can use