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i’ve been crying laughing at this all morning it’s so real

#this is exactly what california looks like

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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel

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Breaking bad but instead of meth they make poppers

#lmao???

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#did they actually do this

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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#maybe even 40?

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reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

#omg jonah you’re famous #anyway. constellations #SEVERELY BUDDIES.

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wear robes do magic serve cunt

#hit new mountain goats song #cast once… you get to scry twice

[mossman]

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

[mossman]

Top scientists at MIT have announced a mushroom that hates

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[mossman]

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

#hazellll i miss you….

[mossman]

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

[mossman]

I should have been a dyke

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

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Well... Rainbow dash told me to tell you her top surgery scars have healed incredibly well over the past years. And that she still thinks of you from time to time. And she misses what the two of you had, the good times, the.. the memories. The laughs. god, the laughs.