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>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day

I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH

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Anti-war gay protester at the first Christopher Street Liberation Rally, June 28, 1970

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It makes me happy when they listen

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Jewish family from Ishafan, Iran, celebrating Sukkot, late 19th century

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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing

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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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🛒 winco checkout belt 🛒

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HEADSPLIT

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as above (hairy pits), so below (full bush)

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Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind

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Corn dog thief. She knows what she did.

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this