my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead
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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding
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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever
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Oliver Street, Bokchito, Oklahoma.
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being a person is insane
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by Anthony Tesselaar
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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Sometimes we seek that which we are not yet ready to find.
ig credit: odwyer_sio9.
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Basquiat photographed by Andy Warhol, Greenwich Village, 1983
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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences
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being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.
we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car
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what the fuck is rizz. tell me i’m the knife you twist inside yourself
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yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo
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