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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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this came to me in a vision

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i hate the life-hackification of everything

#life hack!! close the website <3 #life hack!! breathe air #life hack!!

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on the left is a roll of toilet paper

on the right is my arm

do u see how pale i am

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me turning to show a funny post to my boyfriend only to realize it's a post he has already reblogged and that is the only reason i am even seeing the stupid fucking post -_-

#when is it my turn to be funny

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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

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my favourite celeb scandal is hozier accidentally posting an instagram story of himself in the handsome squidward filter and i am enraged that people forgot about it so quickly

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we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

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*Francis' country house*

Richard: you wanna hear something dirty? ;)

Francis: yes ;)

Richard: the kitchen.

Francis:

Henry from another room: go clean the kitchen.

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why do i never have cardboard when i need it

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Richard Papen was completely justified (my room is currently freezing and if a tall man carried me to warmth I would help him with murder)

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opiskelijat menkää töihin mut tiukennetaan asumistuen tulorajoja,,, millä ajalla mä teen tarpeeks töitä et pystyn elää sillä jos tuet menee heti kättelyssä

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Gotta say my favorite moment from the Hozier concert was him saying "I almost cracked up at the beginning of that song. There's a person in the front row wearing a shirt that says 'Hozier? I hardly know her!'" and then once the laughter died down, "Now I'm going to lighten the mood a little with a song about hitting an animal with your car"

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When gerard way said "this hole you put me in wasn't deep enough and I'm climbing out right now" and when hozier said "no grave can hold my body down" reblog if you agree

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fuck i hope they steroidify millys stun-gun in stampede like they did with the punisher

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TSH: how to get away with murder

iwwv: how to don't get to get away with murder