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i like that ‘why did criston support aegon?’ and ‘why did bittersteel not support daemon blackfyre ii?’ are both posed as historical mysteries nobody knows the answer to when it’s extremely clear the answers are ‘criston fucking hated women’ and ‘bittersteel fucking hated gay people’. if bittersteel wasnt racist and criston didn’t believe in the inherent wickedness of bastards they’d be like this 🤞 in hell

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the dance of the dragons was necessary in order to prevent aerion brightflame gaining access to a 150 year old vhagar-sized sunfyre. trust the process

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Aegon looking after Daenaera after she got poisoned, a new commission for Khulaaan on twt <3

#Aegon III Targaryen #Daenaera Velaryon

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SCREAMING

#shots fired #Daemon Targaryen #Rhea Royce

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I just know Ned is taking blood pressure pills. I know his nails are chewed to the cuticles. I know he’s sweating balls in peak winter. Like, of course he had to place his hand on the wall to steady himself, man just heard his own stomach drop to the floor lol.

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jokes on you I love Sansa I love Daenerys I love Catelyn I love Arya I love Cersei I love Brienne honestly I love every single female character in asoiaf I’m literally never losing you wish you were me

#and you know the losers will say you're a liar if you say something like this? #they don't have the imagination or the empathy sorry not sorry to say #<- prev

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⭐️🐺

#love her hair #Ashara Dayne #Eddard Stark

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 When Yoren had dragged her into that alley she'd thought he meant to kill her, but the sour old man had only held her tight, sawing through her mats and tangles with his dagger. — ACoK, Arya I

"That hair is a fright and a nest for lice as well. We'll have it off, and then you're for the kitchens." — ACoK, Arya VI

Lady Smallwood insisted that Arya take another bath, and cut and comb her hair besides — ASoS, Arya IV

The Hound had hacked handfuls of her hair off only two days past. He was an even worse barber than Yoren, and he'd left her half bald on one side. — ASoS, Arya X

The waif had shaved her head for her when they took her eyes; a mummer's cut, she called it, since many mummers did the same so their wigs might fit them better.  — ADwD, The Blind Girl

After that she found her razor. A bare scalp helped the wigs fit better, Izembaro claimed. — TWoW, Mercy

Of course, there are symbolic and thematic layers to Arya losing her hair more often than any other character in the books. But it's also pretty funny how almost every adult that has Arya in their care takes one look at her and immediately goes, "This child needs a haircut".

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The Ancient Romans believed that both intelligence and character could be transferred through breastmilk so all I'm saying is that that wetnurse must've been the nicest woman in westeros to single-handedly overcome the dysfunction gene in not only one but TWO targaryen children

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The timeline of ASOIAF is INSANE. I get narratively wanting the events to be close to each other, so we don't get weird long empty ellipses of several years of you know, just life going on, but can you imagine ALL THAT SHIT happening in UNDER THREE YEARS. What is this, the covid pandemic? Think of the kids who are gonna have to study that time period in history class

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the silliest of the three

#fun design! #Viserion

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The Vale of Arryn submits to House Targaryen!

By Jota Saraiva

#Sharra Arryn #Ronnel Arryn #Visenya Targaryen

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Do you think anyone has ever fucked on the iron throne. Outside of Aegon IV cause we all know he did.

#surprised it wasn't listed as one of the ways Maegor might have gone #other than that yeah it's probably where Daemon B was conceived tbh #oh and Daemon T 100% had sex with Mysaria on it during the half year reign

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My most deranged Loras theory is that him and Aurane are fucking nasty style and that's why he lied to cersei

#make Cersei fucked up just 2 millimeters to the right and that's a theory she would have too #Aurane Waters #Loras Tyrell

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maekar & dyanna

#Maekar Targaryen #Dyanna Dayne

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‘if rhaenyra had been a guy the dance wouldn’t have happened’ objectively true. obvious even. ‘if rhaenyra had been a guy the great bastards war would have happened three generations earlier’ <- lets discuss

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a doodle of a bowl cut aemond cuz i was felin' evil tonight

#Aemond Targaryen