mothgirlyuri

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does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

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english is a minefield… if someone is fucking you that's sex, that's good… but if they fucked you that's usually a bad thing… if they're fucking with you, also bad… if they fuck with you then that's good again

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me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

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@crowthingwings

mutuals I would toss birdseed to while relaxing on a park bench

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snow leopard. perfect name for them. tells me what they look like and which element they wield.

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#second one is konosuba

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apologize to him

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guy who doesn't listen to music they just silently read the lyrics of entire albums on genius and then go "yeah i love that album!"

#googled squarepusher #yeah this is funny

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girl who has given up 100,000,000,000 times

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The maid is contagious

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The year is 20FR. Every blog reads VNs at Toska levels of thematic depth. Because of this, the value of a post depends solely by its chunni factor. The cursed eye metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to distinguish your blog.

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idk who needs to hear this today but under the ocean there live many chitinous creatures and if you manage to get past their defenses you’ll find so much succulent meat inside

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"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

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