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just got the mental image of a caveman being brought to the modern era and having mental breakdowns at all the eldritch horrors like "buildings" and "cars" until he sees a dog and is like. wait a second. i know that one.

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Black Bear

#eeby deeby

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It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#10 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #😬

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boo

-the scarer

What!!!

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without arts & crafts we are in hell

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this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

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#i was emotional pimp circa 2020 in the grocery outlet parking lot......

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Out For A Sunday Stroll

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Me, a clueless cowboy:

Yeehuh?