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I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.

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Source on twitter

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reblog for sample size !!

#calico

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#everybody wants to rule the world

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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

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Fleabag (2019) // Derry Girls (2019)

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(nothing between me and god except a thin panel of aquarium glass) ahem *bonk* hey *bonk* excuse me *loud thunk* i have questions about the nature of things

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which is definitely not an omen

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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

audio on:333

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

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Marcel Jean (French, 1900-1993)

Armoire surréaliste (Surrealist Wardrobe), 1941

oil on canvas

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People always imagine the only two answers to the question "is there a hell?" are "yes" and "no", but frankly just about any other answer is way funnier.

Like say;

"not anymore". Somehow, hell used to exist and doesn't anymore. Did the doomguy blow it up? Did God change their mind?

"I hope so!" why would you hope that

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Transcendentalism is a hard word to grasp, so it's important to look at the etymology of it so you can parse its meaning. Trans - to be beyond or across Cen - one hundred Dental - Teeth Ism - the belief of So taken all together, transcendentalism means "the belief that one should have beyond one hundred teeth"

Hope this helps!