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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

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living with ADHD is being stuck in a Matrix of your own making, and forgetting you made it

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garsona

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here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

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i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don't freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.

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you can’t support autistic people and support the police. No amount of paint jobs or sensitivity training can stop police from killing with impunity

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Icon for Purplebrackets 🦇

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Icon for Quinne!

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GEGE WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU-

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I had a cosplayer come up to my table like this and it’s been on my mind ever since

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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Breasted boobily this... Ripped open her shirt that...

BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN SHE

and

AND

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i think i will name him rhubarb :3

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more dunmeshi character sketches