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#ᶜᵃᶰ ᶦ ᵇᵉ ʳᵉᵃᶫ ᵃ ˢᵉᶜᵒᶰᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦᶫᶦˢᵉᶜᵒᶰᵈ﹖(ooc) #(and the kid mentioned a check)

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I’m looking at you two pun freaks

#it’s a tag (aesthetic) #…I forgot my tags #you were right to bring this back to my attention 😌

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@multiverse-of-souls​ said: (The legend, the myth)

*...he already fell back asleep. 

*there are ketchup stains on his shirt. 

#*it's a tag (ic)

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*You sign into Mrfunnybone.tumblr.com and make one (1) post

“welp. my work here is done. i’m goin’ on break.” 

#*it's a post (ic)

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bravest​:

“   pfffffft  .   when   do   i   ever   mind   my   freaking   manners ,   dude  ?!   ”   ignore   the   infectious   smile   crossing   her   visage  ;   it’s   one   of   those   endearing   little   shit   grins ,   all   slightly   scrunched   nose   and   mismatched   eyes   warm   with   mischief  .   olivia   giggles   as   bony   phalanges   muss   up   her   (already   unruly!)   brown   tresses ,   shaking   her   head   and   grumbling   in   half-hearted   annoyance   as   she   attempts   to   smooth   it   back   down   again  .   “   you’re   sad   about   your   lame   old   nap   when   a   perfectly   cool   kid   is   right   here   ready   t’   make   your   day   worse—?!   …   er ,   i   mean ,   brighten   your   day ,   obviously  !   heehee  .   ”

    “a cool kid, huh? alright. sure. where are they?” he asks, casually leaning back on his heels as he takes an exaggerated gander around. “they hidin’ behind that conveniently shaped lamp?” 

    The lamp was, indeed, conveniently shaped. Kind of familiar looking, too. He gave Olivia a little wink. “ah, well. if you find em’, let ‘em know to meet me at grillby’s and we can get a couple burgs.” 

#*it's a tag (ic) #((Sans went out to get milk)) #((and just got back)) #((>.>))

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Sans to all of the DeltaRune blogs that stumbled across this corner of tumblr: 

“sorry, pal. never heard of ya. but hey, still got some ‘dogs for sale if you’re interested.” 

#*it's a tag (ic) #((I still haven't played.)) #((I'm sorry ._. ))

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@bravest​ said: GET OFF YOUR BREAK. COME AND SAY HI TO UR FAVOURITE BRAT RIGHT NOW!!

“ah, geez...just when my nap was gettin’ good...” 

But his bony hand still lands in the kids hair, rufflin’ it, messin’ it up in that special way that only Dear Old Sans can. 

“you been mindin’ your manners, buddy? brushing your streets and lookin’ both ways before crossing your teeth?” 

#*it's a tag (ic) #((Olivia IS his favorite brat but don't tell anyone u.u))

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bravest​:

“ YOU . ”

“yoo-hoo?” He says, waggling a bottle of delicious chocolate beverage before the kid. 

#*it's a tag (ic) #((GRABS BACK)) #((HELLO MY DARLING)) #((I HOPE YOU HAVE BEEN AMAZING))

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ARE YOU BACK?

"sorry, buddy. i'm on break."

#*it's a tag (ic) #((why you yellin' pal)) #((don't got the ears for this.))

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puzzlebones​:

Can't a Cool dude go at least a day without his brothers horrible puns everywhere?

“heh. ain’t my fault you don’t got the stomach for it, Paps.” 

#*it's a tag (ic)

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@the-judge-of-bones​ punned: "How unfortunate of them to string him along." - pun 2: skeleton boogaloo

“yeah. they’re real trebel makers.” 

#((tumblr forgot my tags)) #((fair))

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#((get your 'dogs))

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“a man was attacked by string instruments. it was a brutal attack of violins.” 

#ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵘʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵍʳᵒᵃᶰ ᶦᶰ ᵘᶰᶦˢᵒᶰ ᶰᵒʷ (Sans jokes) #((no roleplay. only puns.))

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“Hey come’re, I need to tell you something.” 

“nerd.”

#PSA

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*get outta my church. 

#ʷʰᵒ ᵗᵒᵒᵏ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᶦᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ﹖(fanart) #((good content))

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*you know, on days like today, there ain’t always a good joke to make. i dunno, pal, sometimes things just don’t make a lot of sense. guess that’s life, huh? 

*but, uh... 

*people. they’re pretty resilient, huh? heh. what i guess i’m gettin’ at is even when bad things happen, even when people act bad, you can still choose to be good. and if you stick together with other good people and keep doing good, chances are, everything will be ok in the end. even if it’s hard. 

*so, uh. be good, buddy. we’ll get through this and get back to peace eventually, y’know? 

*and hey...if you ever need a break and a place to crash...

*i got a shed with some newspaper in it. you’re welcomed anytime. ignore the bars, they’re too big to hold anyone in, anyway. 

#Sans Speaks

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“merry christmas, ya filthy animals. an’ a happy new year.” 

#((My December pun is delayed so have a Christmas Quote instead.))