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Howard TJ (Tits Jinormous) Moon

#can't stop won't stop thinking about howards jinormous tits

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literally wake up some nights in a cold sweat thinking about this

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i cant stop thinking of the gif of the kiwi jumping around its so funny the way that thing moves like gravity doesn’t care about it it just prances wildly and freely it falls over but it doesn’t care it just keeps moving and having fun and just keeps hopping and the party never stops it’s legitimately one of my favorite pieces of media on the internet the joy it brings me is unbridled

#world's goofiest bird

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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new art and process stuff up on patreon

#SO COOL

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I don’t remember where this story was from but it was about how the writers older brother died when he was young and years later had a son who, had never met the brother had the same mannerisms as him. Ok I think I remember the key words were “my son drinks from the water fountain like my brother” or something

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one of the cheerleader's favourite afterschool activites / i bet it was you

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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

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Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

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critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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why am i weirdly attached to my old debit card. she’s been through so much with me

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#oh my god! you got it perfect!! #i actually heard the last bit in the moon's voice

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enough about simon and garfunkel. THEY did explore each others bodies

#cmon guys me and who

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Neil Hilborn, “For Henry, Who Has Just Died”, The Future