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been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter

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she paws on my blog till i boop

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booping in a homosexual manner

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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

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China reached top of world happiness index - then its data vanished! (2024.03.30.)

I uncovered a mystery. One of the big "world happiness index" surveys had the Chinese in top place, as world's happiest community -- but then the Chinese data mysteriously vanished, causing the country to fall from top place to nowhere at all.

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I love that they couldn’t implement anything profitable and they had to get rid of tumblr live because 99% of people hated it but the second they gave us a useless button we lose our minds

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unfortunately there is something terribly amusing about booping you right on the serious intellectual postings. yeah i agree that natalist policies are textbook eugenics. boop

this is how you know we're doing tumblr right babey!!!!!!!

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i’m on your girls blog booping her

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that’s a lot of clicks!!

I’d like to ask that if you want to boop me, you could also click for palestine, please! Please don’t forget that Bisan has called for a strike for April 1st!

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Booping to completion

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replace one word in your username with boop tell me in the tags what it is

#murgh malai boop

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Quick question

You into small tits?

i get around one question like this every single day about various body parts or character traits and i can't shake the feeling that a team of scientists in some clandestine research facility is in the process of building what they estimate to be my ideal mate and that it, one day, may come knocking at my door

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we sentence you to trying to get your mother to admit she's been wrong before

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Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.

Periodic Table Regions [Explained]

Transcript

[A periodic table with regions labeled.]

[Hydrogen:] Slightly fancy protons [Lithium and Beryllium:] Weird dirt [Group 1 & 2 metals, Periods 3-4:] Regular dirt [Group 1 & 2 metals, Periods 5-7:] Ends in a number, let it slumber ends in a letter, not much better [Left side of the transition metals group:] Boring alloy metals Probably critical to the spark plug industry or something (but one of them is radioactive so stay on your toes) [Most of the top row of the transition metals + aluminum:] Regular metals [Below the rightmost "regular metals" - the "ordinary metals" and some transition metals:] Weird metals [The platinum group:] $$$$ [Boron:] Boron (fool's carbon) [Carbon, Nitrogen, and Phosphorus:] You are here [The Halogens:] Safety goggles required [Noble Gases:] Lawful neutral [Iodine and Radon:] Very specific health problems [Ordinary metals and metalloids - Arsenic, Antimony, Tellurium, Thallium, Lead, Bismuth, Polonium] Murder weapons [Astatine and Period 7 from Rutherfordium onwards:] Don't bother learning their names - they're not staying long [Lanthanides and Actinides:] Whoever figures out a better way to fit these up there gets the next Nobel Prize

#xkcd

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snoopy image of the day

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