When someone you went to high school with has gone entirely off the deep end.
Stan culture gets me like
Did you never hear the song
(set when Tyrion and Bronn leave the Eyrie, before they encounter the Hill Tribes)
Tyrion leans back against the tree, watching as Bronn strips off his shirt and reaches down into the stream, splashing water over his chest. It’s a nice chest, really. A bit dirty, but that only gives Bronn a rugged, dashing sort of look. He’s really quite handsome, now that Tyrion is looking closer.
“See something you like, Lannister?” Bronn teases, grinning up with a crooked smile.
Tyrion makes sure not to let his composure slip. “If I didn’t know better, my dear companion, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”
“Wouldja now?” Bronn wades deeper into the stream, splashing cold water onto his face. “And here I thought you preferred the company of painted ladies.”
“I do enjoy their company,” Tyrion acknowledges. “But I enjoy the company of others, too.”
“Like dirty sellswords?”
“Depends on the sellsword.”
Bronn wades back to him. “What about sellswords who saved your life?”
“And here I thought you were in it for the money.”
“That too,” Bronn acknowledges, planting his hands on either side of Tyrion’s legs and leaning forward. “But I’ve never been averse to mixing business with pleasure.”
Tyrion opens his mouth to respond, but Bronn chuckles and says, “You don’t always need to have the last word, Lannister.” He kisses Tyrion, who unfolds his arms and buries his fingers in the other man’s hair.
This is going to be the start of a wonderful relationship.
A unique Tumblr Experience™️ is reading through the reblogs and seeing someone say something like “hi, certified biologist here! Let me learn you a thing about…..” and you go and check their blog and they’re literally an 18 year old freshman taking an intro to biology course in college.
Their most recent bookmark is a Hogwarts au so clearly taste is not something they have an abundance of
people are ridiculous
And predictably they have published no fic of their own 💅🏼
Ao3 user samking1234 is going through my fic and leaving comments about how stupid it is
I cannot imagine having that much free time but thanks for the hits and comment count babey
they called me a boomer and a snowflake in one breath so i am like. are we dealing with the gen-z right wing here? in front of my salad?
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