Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks
The Raven
There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says “Nevermore.”
Footprints in the Sand
There was a man who, at low tide
Would walk with the Lord by his side
Jesus said “Now look back;
You’ll see one set of tracks.
That’s when you got a piggy-back ride.”
Response to ‘This Is Just To Say’
This note on the fridge is to say
That those ripe plums that you put away
Well, I ate them last night
They tasted all right
Plus I slept with your sister. M’kay?
Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening
There once was a horse-riding chap
Who took a trip in a cold snap
He stopped in the snow
But he soon had to go:
He was miles away from a nap.
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
There was an old father of Dylan
Who was seriously, mortally illin’
“I want,” Dylan said
“You to bitch till you’re dead.
“I’ll be pissed if you kick it while chillin’.”
I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud
There once was a poet named Will
Who tramped his way over a hill
And was speechless for hours
Over some stupid flowers
This was years before TV, but still.
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blanche: it was obviously a trap are you an idiot
candela: well maybe if you didn’t sass people actively trying to kill you
spark: this fight would be a lot more convincing if you two weren’t aggressively clinging to each other
next
(this series is tagged and the world will turn to ash)
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Children vs adolescents 😆
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春待ち
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Makoto's, Nagisa's, Gou's, Rei's & Nitori's quotes about Rin&Haru through the show
I’m sure someone must’ve already gathered these by now, but since I’ve been meaning to since the show ended and already had a bunch of the caps before university ate me alive, I thought it wouldn’t hurt to share.
It’s so hilarious how through the whole show, those two idiots never fooled anyone but themselves. Makoto, Nagisa and even Gou never missed a beat when it came to Haru’s thoughts about Rin - and even Rei and Nitori, who didn’t have the luxury of having that sort of insight into their shared past, already got the picture that there was an odd fixation going on even though Haru and Rin barely interacted in front of them. Amazing, really.
I’m separating the caps by character and posting them chronologically, from EP 01 to EP 12. Sorry if I missed anything, please do add as you guys see fit!
edit: added one more for Gou, from EP 03!
- MAKOTO’S (including both quotes and knowing looks - at least those I can remember since there were a lot of them)
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Other Characters’ Quotes About Rin&Haru Through !ES
This is looooong overdue, but I just couldn’t resist because there were some really good ones this season, too :D This is the companion to my S1 list, which covered the comments Makoto, Nagisa, Rei, Gou and Nitori made about RinHaru.
Season 1 List: Makoto’s, Nagisa’s, Gou’s, Rei’s & Nitori’s Quotes
Now Sousuke, Lori and Russell (among others) join the ranks of the RinHaru commentators! Just like before, I will group the quotes by character and chronologically. And of course, also include screenshots; so the post is image heavy!
As per usual — please do let me know if I missed any! :D
- SOUSUKE’S (including both quotes and knowing looks - at least those I can remember)
“From a director’s POV, it was merely supposed to be Sousuke giving his honest opinion” (x)
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Rock Musical Bleach 2016 Pamphlet
Please do not repost scans
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Rock Musical Bleach 2016 Pamphlet
Asuma Kousuke - Ichimaru Gin
Kento - Kira Izuru
Please do not repost scans
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Title: Natsu no BokuAka (A part of Neko to Fukurou Anthology)
Type: Doujinshi
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Rating: SFW
Character(s): Bokuto Koutarou/Akaashi Keiji
Artist / Circle: ButaROOST / Youtonjou
SCANLATION
Raw Provider: mizuouji & ica-chan
Translator: kuru
Proofreader: kurootetzu
Editor / QC: kuru
The rest of the anthology can be found here.
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Fall Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu Rebirth!!! (x)
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