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Hi, welcome to my humble dwelling, here have a seat please!

You must be hungry, don't worry, I'll serve you a nice warm meal too.

What is it, do you have to use the bathroom now?.

Sure thing, it's right there!

Make sure to clean up after you're done!

Also, feel free to take a shower if you feel like it, just remember to dry up the floor after you're done!

If you need my computer you can borrow it, don't worry about it.

Oh dear!, You are shivering, here, have these socks to warm you up

Now, would you tell me what time is it sweetheart?

Oh honey, it's time for you to leave now, what a shame :(

I hope you come visit again dear, i really like having you here, you keep me company like no other can.

Goodbye sweetheart.

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OMG ERIS

devastating realization my two most prominent childhood animated crushes were probably Eris from sinbad and. Shaggy from scooby doo

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me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

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gabi im platonically in love with you

hi i love you thats all

CLAIRE!!!! my beloved

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bennie talks about legally blonde

okay so first things first elle's story arc is so important to me because no matter what, she's doing it for love. at first, she's doing it because shes seriously in love with warner-

but as the movie/musical progresses, she's doing it because she loves what she's doing and she loves helping brooke.

second: elle is so nice. even though vivian is a bitch at first, elle does her best to be kind to her. and even in the beginning, before elle has really done anything, david helps elle get the book off the top shelf because he knows she's a good person.

even though what david did was just a small thing, elle pays him back in a huge-ass way because she's fucking amazing and a good friend

another thing about elle is that no matter how shitty things are, she still tries to find the good in everything. she's always happy, but then when callahan tries to hit on her, she can't find the good in it. (side note: so much better from the musical makes me sad bc shes so hopeful but then you remember why callahan put her on the list and it's like...oh yeah.)

elle repays people in big ways, even if they only do small things for her. she helps people who she barely knows (i.e. the people in the hair salon & teaching them the bend & snap). she helps paulette multiple times because they're friends. hell, she even helps vivian, who's been nothing but mean to her

elle's sorority sisters are also so fucking important to me because they help her study even though they think it's a little ridiculous that she wants to go to law school.

elle proves everyone wrong. like, she really only got into harvard and onto callahans list bc shes hot, but she ended up being really fucking good at being a lawyer.

legally blonde is so, SO important because elle isnt really that smart. like, she totally pulls the perm thing out of her ass. but she's dedicated, and she puts the work in, which is fucking awesome to me because it shows that no matter how bad you are at something, if you try hard enough, you'll kick ass. elle puts the goddamn work in, and it pays off

(ALSO the movie starting with "perfect day" is so perfect bc the day is anything but that. like elle fully has the worst day of her life but the way the movie sets it up is excellent!!! its like no matter how many times i rewatch it i still convince myself that maybe something will be different this time. maybe warner will propose)

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gabi 💖💖💖

hey im never on tumblr but i love you

CLAIRE i adore you

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OH AND b4 wirt

yells and screams and bursts into tears all at the same time

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hey i’ve been seeing this implied a lot in trans support posts so i wanna make it clear: binding and tucking are not equivalent

i know that to an outsider eye they may seem similar—they’re both trans things where you wear a special garment that squishes you into a shape you want to be.

but binding consists of compressing the breast tissue against the chest to flatten ones silhouette. it is not without its risks, ofc, but when done properly is not innately permanently damaging. tucking, by comparison, usually consists of pushing the testicles up into the body via inguinal canals and then holding them in place. it can be incredibly painful, and even if done correctly can cause an inguinal hernia (an injury in which the intestines actually protrude down into the scrotum, which, left untreated, can be fatal) and other injuries.

conflating the two hurts transmascs and transfems alike, especially younger trans people. it hurts transfems by normalising tucking and minimising it’s dangers. i’ve seen “tucking resources” and how-tos on lists of tips for transfem children. arguably nobody should be encouraged to tuck, but to encourage children to do something so painful and potentially life threatening so that they “pass” better is just unacceptable. and it hurts transmascs by making binding sound scarier! binding is not particularly dangerous or painful if done right, and the idea that it carries similar risks to tucking is an old terf myth to scare transmascs out of transtitioning

the fact that transfems are EVER expected to go through such pain and even risk our lives just to hide the natural shape of our bodies is despicable, but if you absolutely must encourage tucking in your resource posts please PLEASE make it clear that it carries serious risks and trade-offs that binding simply does not

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Baz: Being a guy in love with a guy is not always cute or romantic. Sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you despite knowing this because he's a himbo with no sense of self-preservation.

*later*

Baz: Update - you’ll never guess who has bronchitis now!

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mushrooms 🥺🍄

andrrresky

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What if, and hear me out, people DO love you

Your coworker who loves when they get to work a shift with you, even if you don’t talk

Your cousin who’s relieved when they see you at family gatherings, who thinks you’re “the cool cousin” but hasn’t said anything out loud

Your classmate who thinks you have great taste, even if they’re too shy to speak up about it in class

Your childhood friends who remember you fondly

The waiter you tipped during a busy night

That person you complimented on the street

The little kid you waved to

The old woman you made small talk with

People love you, because you’re lovable. And you’re worthy of love. Even if it doesn’t feel like it sometimes

(Self depreciating comments will be removed at best, bluntly and remorselessly told to shut the fuck up at worst. Fuck around. I dare you.)

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"[female character] is a himbo" there's already a word for that and you ain't gonna like it

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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“what if, LOTR but little animated animals.” by jessica a. m

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man the bravest shit you can do in this world is love indefinitely