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HERE COMES THE BOOP TRAIN!
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Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
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wouldn’t it be funny if mary magdalene was like i hang out with dudes because it’s less drama and then all that happened
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Every time someone talks about how it's our "purpose" or how we're "meant to" to reproduce, I want to tear my reproductive organs out and slam them down on the table.
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men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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Corn dog thief. She knows what she did.
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dude.
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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Favorite ship dynamic
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"When life gives you lemons" FALSE LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS
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