”the message of don giovanni is that karma is real” “the message of don giovanni is don’t be a bad person” The Message Of Don Giovanni Is That You Are Going To Love Someone Or Hate Someone (Or Maybe Both Even) And They Are Going To Disappear One Day And You Are Never Going To Get Closure From It Ever. hope this helps
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I did the math and apparently Don Giovanni had sex with 1865 women (1866 if you count Zerlina) and I just. My guy. That is about 1 woman per day for over 5 years straight, not accounting for travel times if he's going between Spain, France, Italy, Germany, and Turkey. Wtf.
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The core message of Don Giovanni is to live your life in such a way that when you are dragged to Hell by demons everyone you know doesn't gather around and sing about how, yeah, this was probably for the best.
Now, you might say the simpler message is just to not live your life in such a way that you are dragged to Hell by demons in the first place, but that's just impractical.
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No one was ever more “I can fix him” than Donna Elvira who thought that forgiving and marrying Don Giovanni was a Good Idea after Leporello shows her the list of the 10,000 women Don Giovanni has slept with.
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the world yearns for a production of don giovanni where leporellos catalogue aria is a cobbled-together powerpoint presentation
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god, the “Alice in Wonderland but dark and scary and mature” trope is so fucking overdone. do it some more.
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teehee
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I like writing fanfic where Coryo Snow lives his trophy wife's life. It is silly.
Like I know Coryo would not do it but a trophy wife is the easiest way to be rich. Smh, can not believe the canon Coryo fumble trophy wife arc.
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Wake up, wake up, wake up! The Protagonist and Neil got up to some stuff.
I hope Pattinson told John David how excellent THE CREATOR is, because it is despite what critics say.
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the loki writers saw tenet and said hey what if we made OUR time-travelling protagonist fall in love with the man who recruited him into the organization that strives to protect reality from temporal interference but actually HE’s the one who originally recruited the other all along! and now he has to go back in time and talk with the man who knew him inside and out as though he doesn’t already have a relationship with him that was forged through the life and death struggles that made him into the man who he is today! and they’re so real for that.
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can NOT get protagoneil out of my mind. on the day you die you save his life and you know you're going to die. you're watching him meet you and you're watching him fall in love with you and you know you're going to have to watch him see you die too. you have to watch him mistrust you and put others before you and you're going to die. you're going to die, and despite knowing him for years you're going to die without him knowing you. you have to tell him to let you go knowing he's just going to go find you. but for now you have to die. that bullet wouldn't have moved if he hadn't put his hand there.
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christopher nolan saw the last five years and said i can do better than that
Tenet x The Last Five Years
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Ophelia (left) breaking up with Hamlet (right):
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You want me to use anti-ageing products? The thing that killed Dorian Gray?
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No bc that is the twelfth night fandom.
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