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mark's ability to scuttle truly terrifies fascinates me.

#genuinely when I first watched this vid I was in tears and fucking gasping it was amazing #aunty donna

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zach corpsing THREE TIMES in less than TEN SECONDS brings so much joy to my heart

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i love you b-sides. i love you demo tapes. i love you debut albums. i love you minute-long interludes.

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i'm collecting terror blogs like i'm a museum curator

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im not thrilled on the whole ‘having a vagina’ concept but i must accept that this is a gift god gives to the boys he knows will have the most constant and embarassing boners. at least im given some peace in this life

#I genuinely love being horny and not having to worry about it. acting like situation normal after I've just read the most mind blowing fic #a godsend in public too

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hand hurts from jacking off

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A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

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HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

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Your intrusive thoughts can’t hurt you. Your intrusive thoughts don’t make you a bad person. Your intrusive thoughts are just that. Intrusive thoughts.

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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house