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In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

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For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

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On Monday, April 8, 2024, there’ll be a total solar eclipse – and it’ll be the last one to cross North America for 20 years. Make sure you’re tuned in to our live broadcast for this exciting event: there’ll be views from along the path of totality, special guests, and plenty of science.

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space!

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Dan Rather is a Certified Goddamn National Treasure©®™!

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

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i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.

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Evangeline: jacks is evil do not trust him

Also Evangeline: you’re pretty. Guys I think I can fix him.

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hi i just created an excel sheet where i can pick a meal and have it autopopulate the ingredients i'll need as a shopping list

i have never felt so smart

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we should never have let men get bold enough to make “misogyny isn’t real and men don’t oppress women at all and to insist so is anti-men and regressive” a popular genre of post and thought on this site.

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Don’t wake the sleeping baby

(via)

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Twitter made me do it!

I imagined Keekee not liking him. I mean, just look at that face!

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This should be repeated every day until the election. Expel Republican christofascism.

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