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my-failed-attempt · 16 days
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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my-failed-attempt · 18 days
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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
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my-failed-attempt · 22 days
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being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry
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my-failed-attempt · 22 days
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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
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my-failed-attempt · 22 days
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my-failed-attempt · 22 days
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Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.
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my-failed-attempt · 1 month
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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles
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my-failed-attempt · 1 month
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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my-failed-attempt · 2 months
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he's a sopping wet paper bag. to me.
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my-failed-attempt · 2 months
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You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.
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my-failed-attempt · 3 months
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here's a thought for your consideration :^)
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my-failed-attempt · 3 months
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so Lady is a name. and Guy is a name. can you imagine some couple who are just lady and guy
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my-failed-attempt · 3 months
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*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs
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my-failed-attempt · 3 months
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my-failed-attempt · 4 months
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Reblog to give ur local demisexual a pin
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