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Time to go smoke about it

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For anyone that needs to hear it: it's better to brush your teeth and then eat/drink something after than to not brush your teeth at all. It's ok to brush your teeth and THEN have a little treat, just brush either way, it's ok. You're allowed.

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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

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this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

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rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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I had an interview with a local paper this week about this rock snake I started on the longest street of a nearby city (where I work) because it's bringing people so much joy:

I said something during the interview that the interviewer seemed really shocked by, so in case it's important for anyone else to hear: When asked about the rock snake and some scavenger hunts that I've hosted for adults, I said -

"We don't stop enjoying the things we liked as kids; they just stop being offered to us. And when you're a kid, fun things like art projects and scavenger hunts are always brought to you, so you're not taught to make a habit of seeking them out as and adult."

She said "Wow yeah... life is so stressful... and you don't think to... wow."

So if anyone else needs direct permission to be a whimsical adult child today, I hereby grant it to everyone. ❤️

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so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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I don’t think anyone really realizes how close I am to being done and giving up.

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I hate bitches who judge a stranger's morality based on their looks so much it's unreal

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do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

#I get this card regularly