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Brendan Smith: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Chris Kreider: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Mats Zuccarello: JT tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Chris Kreider: When I was born, the gods said, "Too pure, much perfection"

Michael Grabner: Wrong

Michael Grabner: When you were born the devil said, "Oh, competition"

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Ryan McDonagh: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Ryan McDonagh: Not you, Shatty. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Brady Skjei: I like your pants.

Jimmy Vesey: Thanks, they were 50% off.

Brady Skjei: I'd like them 100% off.

Jimmy Vesey: The store can't just sell free stuff.

Brady Skjei: ??? No that's not what I-

Jimmy Vesey: That's a terrible way to run a business.

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when stepan got traded

Ryan McDonagh: I don't want to be overdramatic but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.

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Your page is the highlight of my day. And Macs my favorite cuz he's so sweet and I know one of his family members!

Will you do more with Ryan McDonagh please? PS I love your page smmmmm

you got it dude!!!

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every day I think about how Ryan McDonagh still mows his parents’ lawn for them

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAC!!!!

#hbd ryan McDonagh

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Kreids: Hey Derek, what do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?

Step: What?

Kreids: A receding hairline

Step: Fuck you, Kreids

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JT Miller: [Walking around still disappointed six hours after leaving the aquarium]

Chris Kreider: What did you think a tigershark was, JT?

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Derek Stepan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Chris Kreider: Hey JT, how tall are you?

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Kevin Hayes: Lasagna is spaghetti cake.

Chris Kreider: How high are you?

Kevin Hayes: 6'5".

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I’ve never seen a sign with SO LITTLE CHILL BEFORE

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Happy birthday to my favorite hockey wife!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🎈🎉

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Derek Stepan’s dress crocs, reblog if you agree

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LAST TIME TO SAY IT THANKS OBAMA