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imagine watching Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and pointing at Darth Vader boarding a ship with Stormtroopers and then choking some guy, and exclaiming THAT'S CLEARLY JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHY I'M INTO THIS

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this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing

here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:

- “I hate drawing lightsabers”

- “Idk what to put here”

- “stupid fucking sign”

- “eat paste, it’s good”

- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive

- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”

- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.

- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”

- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”

and my personal favorite:

- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”

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my personal headcanon for return of the jedi, regardless of whatever supplemental material might say, is that luke's plan to rescue han is too wild for leia to have actually been in on it. like i can see luke planning every other weird ass part but what the fuck was the leia involved leg of that plan? and my resolution is luke described his overdramatic plan involving storing his light saber inside of r2d2 and then gifting r2d2 to jabba and leia was like "what the fuck, why can't we just be normal" and then she went off with chewie, easily infiltrated the palace, thawed han, and the only flaw in her plan was that she forgot she's a woman in an 80s scifi movie

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Rogue squadron Beach special one, Luke almost drowns

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Bianca Stone, from What Is Otherwise Infinite: Poems; “Other Wound”

[Text ID: “Every daughter / has a cage around her head / and a mother on the cross. / I always hope to take it off, and rarely do. / Instead, I climb up, like a child into the bed. / I nail myself beside you.”]

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anybody know what to do with it all

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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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She has the Galaxy in her eyes

#*staring lovingly at her*

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Ka’hara Daival

She is @wixstria beautiful OC! Go check her out!

I fell in love with her since I first saw her, so thank you for letting me draw her! I hope I did this girl justice.

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Baheera in her Archivist robes.

Ready to keep alive and safe the ancient knowledge stored in the Temple while also chasing away the padawans who think making out in the library is a good idea.

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“Don’t worry Kai, you did good”

Baheera and her Padawan Kai Norora (he/him)

#i love your art so much #and OCs #literally in love with every single one

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Thinking about creating a rebel squad almost completely made of various types of droids.

With the only "organic beings" being a young mechanic (captain of the squad) and a clone deserter.

Oh this is gonna be fun

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Kai Norora (he/him)

First Padawan of Baheera, the dear Kai is a scaredy cat.

During the first years of his Padawanship he had a lot of problems talking to strangers.

It became a problem especially during diplomatic missions, where Baheera would be the only one to do all the talking, and if anyone ever tried to ask a question to Kai he would just look away and stay silent.

Also, when he was still small enough to do so, he would often hide under Baheera’s cloak to prevent others from talking to him. When he was 14 he started to become far too big to do so, but luckily he had started to feel more confident in himself and had less problems interacting with strangers.

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Ok but what if I made the Tusken more based off the Bedouines and actual human beings instead of the weird alien/racist thing that goes in canon?

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

#lawful neutral or true neutral #true neutral when im not using a ref #lawful neutral when I do

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Sym my love do you have any sexy fresh legacy rework?? 💖💝💞

👀 ok I do have some old stuff I never posted, I don't think??

And some preview of what's to come once anxiety decides to let me hgjvj

#oh #the talent?? #the vision?? #every single one of these is *chef's kiss* #quite literally obsessed #love love LOVE the way you render their expressions #will be thinking about this forever and ever now thank you very much