my-musically-me

[my-musically-me]

Happy birthday Marimo boy! 💚🎉🎂🥳

Sanji: “Meet me at the gym nest in an hour.”

Zoro: …////… Okay.

😳💚💛

[my-musically-me]

Gays can never be normal and say 'I love you'

It's always gotta be some dramatic shit like 'I came back from hell just to kill you'

[my-musically-me]

I'm an absolute sucker for clingy zoro, so here's some wholesome zosan brainrot

zoro will go and sleep in the kitchen when he knows sanji's there because he likes the sound of him moving around

while sanji's doing something that requires staying in one spot a while(e.g. washing dishes), zoro will just sit behind him and rest his head on his shoulder

likewise he'll find sanji sitting and just lie down in his lap for a catnap

sometimes he just sits in his lap and fall asleep, hugging like a koala, which means sanji just carries him around whenever he needs to move

they go shopping together when there's too much food and because zoro gets lost so much he will grab onto sanji's jacket when it gets too crowded

sanji will hold or fidget with zoro's fingers because he knows it helps him fall asleep

after a long and tiring battle sanji will insist all of them take showers but zoro never actually washes himself he just soaks in the water, so sanji just goes in to wash him wish soap and shampoo properly

(bonus↑)zoro would never say it out load but he loves being taken care of, especially having his hair washed

[my-musically-me]

Sanji to Zoro

[my-musically-me]

Okay so hear me out

Sanji crossdressed for a few days, ENJOYED IT, and you’re telling me he’s completely over it?? Nah, those things don’t simply go away

I bet he misses it sometimes but his manly pride stops him from going further

But hey, a little lipstick when he’s all alone can’t hurt, right?

Please tell me someone already wrote a fic about it-

[my-musically-me]

incorrect text generator but make it zs

[my-musically-me]

i want to think it’s sanji zoro’s looking at so fondly

[my-musically-me]

Broke student Sanji who goes to Nami's birthday at a gay club and ends up being hit on by a couple of guys. He's straight but goes again because he has rent to pay and if others can pay for his drinks he doesn't care if they're doing it to try and get lucky. Not to mention that the compliments he gets give him an ego boost. No woman had ever told him "your eyes were as beautiful as a forget-me-not, so don't forget me" and then slid their number to him.

There was a downside - one man tried getting handy with him and Sanji had to kick him into the ground. It got his thrown out of the club for the night but then a green haired man rushed out. His face was red and he was out of breath. He has a scar and the build of a gorilla, he kind of looked like a Yakuza, if Sanji didn't know any better he'd say he was one. But there was something oddly soft about the way he was looking at Sanji that reassured him he wouldn't try anything.

When the man finally spoke it caught Sanji by surprise. "Kick me like that." His words were breathy and stirred something in Sanji's gut.

"What?!" It's all the blond said and took a step back ready to bolt.

But then the other man started explaining that he's a martial arts trainer and has a course in self-defense and that that kick was one of the most magnificent things he's seen. Sanji reluctantly agreed but when he got to the gym they decided on, started sparingly, all sweat and heavy breaths, it hit Sanji. Maybe he's not as straight as he thought... It also didn't help that he had Zoro in a headlock, choking him with his thighs as this revelation was sprung on him.

[my-musically-me]

Sanji playing with Zoro's earrings is my Roman Empire

IF YOU'RE NOT GIVING YOUR CRINGEFAIL BF FOREHEAD KISSES THEN WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING

[my-musically-me]

Usopp: Why do you look like that?

Sanji: Like what?

Usopp: Like you’re dead.

Sanji It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Nami: Sanji accidentally called Zoro “babe” in front of everyone today.

Sanji: *sobs into the floor*

[my-musically-me]

Zoro: I've only ever said I love you to three people: Luffy, Kuina, and a dying Sanji. One of those I regret.

Bartolomeo: which one?

Zoro: Sanji. He survived the gunshot wound and now I look like an idiot.

[my-musically-me]

Wait wait wait

Zoro has the whole theme of threes - three earrings, three swords

That's his special thing which only he does

And then we have Sanji whose name literally means three!

[my-musically-me]

I've barely started watching One Piece so feel free to tell me if I'm wrong but Sanji seems like the type to say he's fighting demons and the demons are just bisexuality.

No I will not elaborate.

[my-musically-me]

Thank you for this idea!

Sanji makes these for Zoro’s birthday week and everyone is paying the price for it haha. They’ve been eating Sashimi 🍣 and rice 🍙.

[my-musically-me]

My fucking Roman empire is what if Sanji met Luffy first and saw Zoro eat that rice ball off the ground? Then what? THEN WHAT!?

[my-musically-me]

Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”

Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[my-musically-me]

THE V O I C E S

I'm unhealthily obsessed with Zoro's earrings, so unsurprisingly, my demons popped out of the ether at 2 am, and told me to draw him in body jewelry

My headcanon is that Nami bought the jewelry piece for Zoro bc she's a good wing woman

Bonus: