Jim Broadbent
Physique: Average Build
Height: 6’ 2" (1.88 m)
James Broadbent (born 24 May 1949-) is an English actor. A graduate of the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art in 1972, he came to prominence as a character actor for his many roles in film and television. He's received various accolades including an Academy Award, two BAFTA Awards, and two Golden Globe Awards as well as nominations for two Primetime Emmy Awards and a Grammy Award. Notable film roles include Bullets Over Broadway (1994), Topsy-Turvy (1999), Bridget Jones's Diary (2001), Gangs of New York (2002), Another Year (2010), The Iron Lady (2011), Le Week-End (2013), and Brooklyn (2015).
Broadbent is kinda cute in glass, in a nerdy old dad kinda way, in something, but didn't blow me away. Later I saw him in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and thought Wow! And he has managed to become more and more adorable with each passing year.
Broadbent is married to costume designer-turned-artist and he is stepfather to her two grown-up sons. He is an atheist and is fond of wood carving. That last part is good to know as I've got a piece of wood I'd gladly let him handle. Hint. Hint. Its my penis.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Hot Fuzz (2007)
The Gathering Storm (2002)
Iris (2001)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
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Joe Paterno
Physique: Average Build
Height: 5'8" (1.72 m)
Joseph Vincent Paterno (December 21, 1926 – January 22, 2012; aged 85), sometimes referred to as JoePa, was an American college football player, athletic director, and coach. He was the head coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions from 1966 to 2011. With 409 victories, Paterno is the most victorious coach in NCAA FBS history. His career ended with his dismissal from the team on November 9, 2011, as a result of the Penn State child sex abuse scandal. He died 74 days later, of complications from lung cancer.
Iconic for his thick tinted glasses, paunch, white socks and black sneakers. There was a time where I wanted to wreck Joe Pa’s world. Different from the way it was wrecked at the end. What? In the 90s to early 2000s Joe Pa was doable, at least to me. But after the whole Jerry Sandusky deal. Not so much. And you must admit his life was wrecked after Sandusky deal became known.
JoePa was married 50 years with five children, which goes to my 'loves to fuck' theory. You know what could have help him in the end? Fucking around. Not with me. I wasn’t street legal until 95. Seriously. If he was fucking around with something legal, plus football. He could use that as a reason he didn’t pay attention to Sandusky.
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Tom McGowan
Physique: Husky Build
Height: 5′ 10″ (1.78 m)
Thomas McGowan (born July 26, 1959-) is an American actor. He first became known for his stage career both on and off Broadway. He is also known for his recurring role on the Emmy Award winning NBC show Frasier, as KACL station manager Kenny Daly. He has also appeared on a variety of shows including Everybody Loves Raymond, The Practice, ER, Desperate Housewives, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Modern Family, Veep and The Good Fight. He has appeared in films such as Heavyweights, Sleepless in Seattle, The Birdcage, As Good as It Gets, True Crime, Ghost World, and Bad Santa.
A very cute and cuddly daddy, I personally would waste no time in trying to bed him. Unless there's some one else in the room I want more. Seriuosly, as cute as he is. McGowan is always overshadowed by the hotter guy.
Unfortunately, like 99.9% of men I find attractive, he appears to be straight. Dammit… The New Jersey native is married with two children. He attended Hofstra University and the Yale School of Drama, from which he graduated with a Master of Fine Arts degree. I know absolutely nothing else of his personal life. It doesn't matter though. I know enough to want to fuck him.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Frasier (TV Series 1993–2004)
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Sonny Dykes
Height: 6′0″ (1.83 m)
Physique: Husky Build
Daniel "Sonny" Dykes (born November 9, 1969-) is an American football coach, and a former college baseball player. He is currently the head football coach at Texas Christian University (TCU), and previously served in the same role at Southern Methodist University (SMU) from 2018 to 2021, the University of California, Berkeley from 2013 to 2016, and Louisiana Tech University from 2010 to 2012. In his first season at TCU, he led the Horned Frogs to a win in the semifinal and an appearance in the National Championship game.
Handsome, nice voice, sexy bod. 100% hot daddy-type. And he’s great for showing the goods. Seriously, few guys have more bulge shots than Sonny.
Again married… aren't the all? With three children which does qualify him for my "loves to fuck" theory. Son of legendary Texas Tech football coach Spike Dykes, Sonny is a great example of great genes as would have fucked Spike Dykes too. Anyway, there's isn't much else I can say about him. He's good looking, a possible freeballer and I'd love to fuck him. But you already guessed that last part.
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Dick O'Neill
Physique: Stocky Build/Heavyset
Height: 5' 7" (170 cm)
Richard Francis O'Neill (August 29, 1928 – November 17, 1998; aged 70) was an American stage, film and television character actor best known for playing Irish cops, fathers, judges and army generals. He began his acting career as an original company member of Arena Stage in Washington, D.C. He was known for The Jerk (1979), The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) and The Front Page (1974).
The steel gray hair, the chipmunk like cheeks and that voice. Plus he had a nice rack on him. Ahh… I blown plenty a loads over O'Neill watching the show Dark Justice in the 90s. I actually started to watch the show just to get a glimpse of him. Since then, I’ve always had a soft spot or should I say a hard spot for Dick O'Neill or just about anybody named O'Neill. Ed O'Neill, Tip O'Neill, etc.
He died of heart failure on November 17, 1998 at the age of 70. He is survived by his wife of 34 years, Jackie, and three daughters.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Home Improvement (TV Series 1994–1996) 3 episodes - sexy
(1994) My Summer Story - sexy
Dark Justice (TV Series 1991–1993) - sexy
(1986) The Mosquito Coast - sexy
Diagnosis Murder (TV Series) - S3/E4 (1995) - sexy
(1995) The Unspoken Truth - sexy
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Andy Reid
Physique: Husky Build
Height: 6′3″ (1.91 m)
Andrew Walter Reid (born March 19, 1958-) is an American football coach who is the head coach for the Kansas City Chiefs of the NFL. Reid was previously head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles from 1999 to 2012. From 2001 to 2012, he was also the Eagles' executive vice president of football operations. He is the only NFL coach to win 100 games and appear in four consecutive conference championships with two different franchises.
Since being hired as the head coach of the Chiefs in 2013, Reid helped revitalize the struggling franchise into one of the league's best with 10 postseason appearances, eight consecutive division titles, six consecutive AFC Championship Games, four Super Bowl appearances, and three Super Bowl titles.
He kinda reminds of a younger, bigger Wilford Brimley or an older Tim Hooper. Mmm… the things I would do to this man. I won’t go into any details other than they involve my dick. Or my ass. I'm flexible.
Reid is married with five children, three sons and two daughters. So my "loves to fuck" theory applies. Heavy, older and with a stach you could lose family members in, he certainly ranks as a Daddybear to behold. Reid has appeared in commercials for State Farm with Patrick Mahomes and for Snickers. But I'd prefer him doing underwear commercials where he's drawing a mustache on my face… with his penis.
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Brian Mulroney
Physique: Average Build
Height: 5'11" (1.80 m)
Martin Brian Mulroney PC CC GOQ (March 20, 1939 – February 29, 2024, aged 84) was a Canadian lawyer, businessman, and politician who served as the 18th prime minister of Canada from 1984 to 1993. Mulroney's tenure as prime minister was marked by the introduction of major economic reforms, such as the Canada–United States Free Trade Agreement, the goods and services tax (GST) that was created to replace the manufacturers' sales tax, and the privatization of 23 of 61 Crown corporations including Air Canada and Petro-Canada. Although he places average or above average in rankings of Canadian prime ministers, his legacy remains controversial.
Mulroney, the Quebec-born, half-Irish “boy from Baie-Comeau” (a small-town in the French-speaking province), was a handsome, skilled politician with a gift for public speaking, was an ardent advocate of stronger U.S.-Canadian relations. And I would have love some "relations" with him.
The former Canadian prime minister who struck a free trade deal with the U.S. but whose legacy was marred his role in the resurgence of Quebec nationalism and accused of corruption in the Airbus affair, a scandal that came to light only several years after he left office. But unless that somehow resulted in him doing nude photo-shoots and porno’s on Older4Me (which it didn’t), I don’t really care about it. He’s a politician, so of course he’s got his hand in something shady. Mulroney died on February 29, 2024. His was survived by his wife and four children.
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Eddie Jones
Physique: Heavyset
Height: 5'10" (177.5 m)
Arthur Edward Jones (September 18, 1934 – July 6, 2019; aged 84 years) was an American actor. He was known for playing Clark Kent's father Jonathan Kent in the ABC television series Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, and Charles Borden (a.k.a. The Official), head of The Agency, in the sci-fi television series The Invisible Man. He has co-starred or been featured in over 75 films, movies of the week, mini-series and episodic TV. Major films in which he has been featured: Cadillac Man, Seabiscut, A League of Their Own, The Terminal and Return to Me.
With his broad face, imposing presence and solid build, Jones is one of those guys that get better looking with age. I first notice him on Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, but it was his second series, The Invisible Man as The Official where I fell in lust with him.
Jones died on July 6, 2019, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after battling his illness. Jones is survived by his wife of 43 years, Anita. They had no children, but he is also survived by his two sisters Elaine and Marilyn, as well as several nieces and nephews.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
(2004) Fighting Tommy Riley
(2000) The Invisible Man
(2000) Return to Me
(1993) Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
(1990) The Grifters
(1988) Case Closed - Shirtless
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Prince Edward, Duke of Edinburgh
Physique: Average Build
Height: 6'0" (183 cm)
Prince Edward, Duke of Edinburgh, KG, GCVO, CD, ADC (Edward Antony Richard Louis; born 10 March 1964-) is a member of the British royal family. He is the youngest child of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, and the youngest sibling of King Charles III. He was born 3rd in the line of succession to the British throne and is now 14th.
While not as desirable as Charles or Andrew, Edward does has something I’m finding attractive. Apparently in his youth, he was by far the most attractive British Royal to some and pinged to high heaven. What? He did work in theatre.
Married with two children, back in the early 90's, it's rumored he and some singer/actor were an item. Apparently it was the worst kept secret in town. Now with his parents are gone, his brother, King Charles III on a tear to economize the BRF and his other brother is a disgrace. Can Prince Edward finally live his true life? Rekindle the magic with his first real love? Keep a hot, ripped piece on the side (namely me). Indulge in his love of the (other) BBC without shame.
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Kevin Dunn
Physique: Husky
Height: 5' 10" (1.78 m)
Kevin Dunn (born August 24, 1955-) is an American actor who has appeared in supporting roles in a number of films and television series since the 1980s. Dunn's roles include White House Communications Director Alan Reed in the political comedy Dave, U.S. Army Colonel Hicks in the 1998 version of Godzilla, Sam Witwicky's father Ron in the Transformers film series, Oscar Galvin in the 2010 action thriller Unstoppable, and misanthropic White House Chief of Staff Ben Cafferty in Veep. He has also had recurring roles on True Detective in 2014 and on the TV series adaptation of The Mosquito Coast in 2021.
Genial, slightly stocky with a pleasant (if unremarkable) countenance, Dunn cut his chops playing everymen in movies and one-shot television episodes. Although clean-shaven for most roles, he can grow an surprisingly cute beard on him. I normally don't like beards but he just has the sweetest face I have ever seen with or without it.
Other than being married with a child, I know absolutely nothing else of his personal life. Anyway, he may be straight, but he does look every inch a big fuckable bear.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Veep (TV Series) - shirtless
Law & Order (TV Series) S15.E21 Publish and Perish (2005) - shirtless
1492: Conquest of Paradise (1992) - shirtless
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