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This is just The Magnus Institute.

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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i do enjoy in survival-esque escape-type movies when someone gets hurt and someone else is like “i can help, don’t worry i’m a doctor.” like. they’re probably not lying, but they totally could be

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Bruce Wayne's Pokémon partner should be a really cheerful bouncy Gengar he found as a kid who's super annoying and pulls pranks and is kinda spooky at inopportune moments. Batman's Pokémon partner should be the scariest fucking apparition ever seen in Gotham, despite Gastly being an extremely prevalent Pokémon in the city, accompanied by Weezing and Trubbish.

The apparition and the Gengar should be the same Pokémon. And he should hand out lollipops to kids.

#no thats fair #that's just one of the few pieces of Pokemon trivia that rattle around in my brain #and the mental image of Alfred with a ferret as big as he was was incredibly funny to me

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Bruce Wayne's Pokémon partner should be a really cheerful bouncy Gengar he found as a kid who's super annoying and pulls pranks and is kinda spooky at inopportune moments. Batman's Pokémon partner should be the scariest fucking apparition ever seen in Gotham, despite Gastly being an extremely prevalent Pokémon in the city, accompanied by Weezing and Trubbish.

The apparition and the Gengar should be the same Pokémon. And he should hand out lollipops to kids.

#furrets are huge though #like full grown person sized #i had a very 'wth' reaction when you mentioned Alfred having a furret and then went 'ooooh one of the ones the art lied to'

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He’s a musician

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

#a new favorite is 'yeild the crow a pudding' #Because yes! the crows should have a treat! #I've got a friend that used it as a fun name for a corpse-esq character

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

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The union busting firms are scared

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It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.