mymelodyisme

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shane may be depressed but he is a smooth ass talker.

“Fast drinker? Woman after my own heart.” WHO ALLOWED YOU TO SAY THIS

#literally felt my whole body get warm like oh #okay yes I’m after your heart now sir #you started it

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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ok i’m curious

#the card heart!!! I love the smooth look ♥️ and the pink flat one 🩷 #one look at my blog and you’d be like yeah that’s about right hehe

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Depressed and bad dressed

#depresssed lifhtinnnnng

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Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

#GIGGLE

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#okay okay okay BUT #courtroom night #you and a bunch of friends come dressed up for court battles #everyone pulls roles out of a hat and then has to pull for the designated crime #the host gets to be the judge for the first case and the loser is put on the judge’s stand after #🤔 you either make it so they defend themselves or it’s a team thing #anyways !!! the fun part is after pulling the crime everyone gets 5-10 minutes to fabricate any and all kinds of evidence #then you rip each other apart 🗣️ #and at the end the judge decides who was more convincing thus the loser becomes the next judge #or winner idk I didn’t make the rules #ASDFGHJKL imaging calling a surprise witness and they’re forced to make it up on the spot

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mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with

#I’d be the bird that would sing to the highest heavens not once ever shutting up #all of you are stuck with me though because the narrative says so

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for the love of god, write all the self-indulgent scenes you want.  be utterly  shameless about including every last fantasy.  i know everyone likes to share quotes and quips about how miserably hard writing is, but please please try thinking of it as a joyful act where you get to be a messy human who makes art rather than some pain filled quest for icy perfection.

#I daydream a lot maybe I should consider writing some of them out for Mys

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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

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Sometimes I think my mom hates me

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it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.

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Y'all, there is an issue with the mailroom at my workplace and it is killing me that I can't make the subject line of the email to my boss about it "Shipping Discourse."

#dooooo it

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#really is the largest member it’s covering the text

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#very short lived yeah

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i love wyll so much because he really is so 24. saw someone say he has wise old man vibes which is so funny because he's constantly like "I am going to save the world. And get married! Let's have a beautiful fairy-tale romance. Have you heard this fable? I'll tell it to you. Why did Lae'zel get upset when we talked about poetry and philosophy all night...? Let me wax poetic at you...I love you! I'm now going to practice dancing in the dead of night. I want to dance with you. We can do anything. We're going to change the world. I'm going to be a hero. I'll die for you I'll die for anybody right now. Hold on I need to make a Fun and Charming quip. Now another. Love you. I miss my dad so much God I miss my dad" & meanwhile gale is like. "my knees hurt when i crouch and children are far too scary a commitment"

#ASDGDJSKSKLDH IM SO WYLL