mymusicaloasis

[mymusicaloasis]

ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

#I DONT TAKE OFF MY SHOES #Silly and I know at least Sarah Schauer has talked about it too #If I plan to do something ahead of time and don't take off my shoes then my brain doesnt go into relax mode and put it off until later #Idunno why it just does

[mymusicaloasis]

x

[mymusicaloasis]

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

[mymusicaloasis]

It’s literally that simple

Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”

Me: “Did you give him music?”

Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”

Me:

“k, bring me the child”

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”

Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: “k I’m done! :-)”

Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”

Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.

#yuuuuupppupupup #I typically go towards lofi and Billie Eilish's early music for focus #But more upbeat charismatic things for chores like Arianna Grande and Bruno Mars #if it works it works!

[mymusicaloasis]

teaching yourself how to deal with mildly annoying inconveniences is imo an essential part of treating the disabled people around you with compassion and no i'm not kidding

[mymusicaloasis]

[video by crowbabies. original caption: My stinky baby]

[mymusicaloasis]

QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER

#CHECK YES JULIET HERE'S THE COUNTDOWN #Tumblr just brings out the 2010 highschooler in me #I'm not sure what you expected

[mymusicaloasis]

so real

[mymusicaloasis]

[mymusicaloasis]

my minds been racing about the stupidest shit ever all day im so tired of it i need a break from the constant internal chatter

[mymusicaloasis]

They are just like me forreal

[mymusicaloasis]

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

[mymusicaloasis]

[mymusicaloasis]

having to get out of bed in the morning during winter

[mymusicaloasis]

An interesting read the headline is crazy tho

#*sighs in millenial* #the older generation just doesn't understand what poor means anymore do they?

[mymusicaloasis]

"Come home to me" kind of love

[mymusicaloasis]

this is entirely me being very curious about how well people can guess what others will do and self sort. so to that end:

PLEASE DO NOT TELL PEOPLE PERCENTAGES OR GIVE ANY HINTS IN THE NOTES

and pls reblog for sample size :)