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when does the doctor mention maybe being married to jack?

It was in the novelization of The Day of the Doctor!

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One of my favourite fic tropes is “drugged and loopy on truth serum”.

Normally-stoic characters acting wildly out of character and professing the innermost feelings that canon has implied but is too chickenshit to address? Or fixing toxic canon dynamics because fuck it, fanfic is for dreamers?

Chef’s. Kiss. Mwah mwah mwah, mutherfucker.

Eg:

Bruce Wayne: “I love my sons so much. Even the large murdery one. He was just my tiny little guy, and now he’s so big and problematic but that’s just more to love.”

Or characters dropping absolutely horrific bombshells about canon traumas and giggling like a teenager drinking their first Bacardi.

Eg:

Tim Drake: “I’m so glad I made all those League Of Assassins bases go kablooey. It prolly killed hundreds of people but pssssh I wasn’t ready to be a dad to Ra’s babies.”

Drunk-seeming, loopy, hilariously honest and oblivious character rambles are my jam.

If anyone has any recs, throw them my way.

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Book 1 Chapter 92

Book 1 Chapter 97

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He Who Fights With Monsters meme dump (through book 3)

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I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

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this is so real

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DOCTOR WHO (2005 - ) I 9.03 Under the Lake

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Duke Thomas is actually the Wayne's family pretty boy.

He's a genius of his own, one of the smartest people in the family, his meta powers are like no other and despite being the one who does the day shift he's handling vigilantism, school and his newfound modeling career in stride.

Duke started modeling, because the Wayne family doesn't actually have a public nepobaby. Dick is a cop, Jason is legally still dead by his own request, Cass is not the biggest fan of the media, Steph is technically not a part of the family and Tim is already their corporate nepobaby, Damian is still a kid, so Duke had to take in the reins and assume the role of "famous person who only got that far, due to his family".

He was hesitant about it at first not sure if he could pull it off, but slowly with Bruce as backing and the Wayne Enterprises public relations department on call, he's been recognized as a nepobaby. He's doing every type of publicity, fashion photoshoots, he was Coca-Cola's face for six months, he's the one with a Samsung exclusivity partnership, he's always attending the met gala, going on movie premieres.

People are tired of seeing his face everywhere, when he got cast on the role of a originally white character, the internet was in shambles they were throwing tantrums and screaming about accuracies, but all of that got overshadowed by him appearing on Forbes with Bruce on a father and son photoshoot, where Bruce called him "the son who takes after me the most, he has an aura that attracts every camera on the room, he's like a beam of light."

People got even more pissed with it, after all Bruce isn't even his real dad what does he mean with "who takes after me the most"??? Is he that stupid? Dear god, how can these people have this much money and act like that

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tim drake was totally obsessed with the waynes long before his batman & robin obsession. i mean, the only reason he figured out who they were was because of dick’s quadruple somersault which he saw at haley’s circus when he was like, three or something. or heard that dick could do it depending on how you see it.

picture a young, dick grayson at a gala with the distinct feeling that he’s being watched. cue camera cutting to tiny!tim watching him behind a curtain.

tim searching up anything he could get his hands on of haley’s circus. his obsession leading to him admiring bruce wayne more as well. imagine him reading through newspapers about bruce and dick because he wanted to know more about them. imagine him watching them and alfred through his bedroom window with binoculars like a true stalker.

tim slowly gaining an interest in batman and robin at the time, and finally seeing robin do a quadruple somersault and connecting the dots. suddenly his interest turns into another obsession, which he seems to have a lot of.

cue tim stalking the bats both in costume and out. tim falling in love with the second robin as well but also taking the occasional trip to bludhaven to take photos of the new hero, nightwing.

tim learning gymnastics and even a bit of self defense to be more like them. tim doing more etiquette lessons so he could go to more events to see the waynes.

basically tim loves both the waynes and the bats, and if his younger self saw him as both of those now he’d probably explode.

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Okay I feel like people don't talk about Travis enough because he is SO FUCKING FUNNY ISTG-

Like Jason straight up waltzed into the warehouse back on Earth and was like, "yo. i need to steal your nuke thing. yeah, it's like one of the most powerful weapons on the planet but you know."

and Travis by the end of it all was like "we chill, go ahead."

AND ALSO HIM DURING BOOK TEN. BRO. HIM JUST CASUALLY TOSSING AROUND EXPLODING THINGS AND BEING ALL LIKE, "it's perfectly safe i swear."

*insert explosion noise*

"... that was supposed to happen."

LIKE PLEASE HE'S SO FUNNY I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT HIM

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He Who Fights With Monsters meme dump (through book 3)

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I found on Twitter some ship dynamics posts

but...this is absolutely wangxian

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benoit blanc living across from a retired nate and sophie and instantly having beef with nate. they keep inviting each other over for dinner (sophie and phillip get along fabulously) and dinner keeps turning into a furious battle of wills as nate and benoit argue over courts of law, and more importantly what to do when such systems fail individuals. sophie and phillip blithely continue discussing what broadway production they might catch next over the sound of two brilliant minds whirring at 200 miles an hour

nate and sophie insist they dont have any children, but at irregular times of year and any hour of the night, they are visited by three young people. benoit manages to waylay the one named 'hardison' by the lifts, once; phillip catches 'eliot' out in the hallway grumpily fixing the doorbell to nate and sophie's apartment a few months later. the third, however, they've only ever glimpsed as a flash of a high ponytail, or squeezed between the other two, blocking her lithe frame from view.

(some nights they hear a yip of delight followed by a metallic zzzip going straight down past their windows, but that probably has nothing to do with anything)

sometimes, after cases that dont mete out the justice benoit knows the world deserves, or when a rich asshole has enough money and power up their sleeves to get away, despite it all, nate and sophie like to come by with dessert and sherry, and stay later than usual, until the whole affair entire is unravelled. a few weeks, sometimes months later, the inevitable happens - the rich asshole's web of lies pulls taut, exposing them to the authorities and the world in an almost ridiculous set of circumstances.

benoit likes to think of it as divine justice. phillip has his own suspicions.

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BROKE: the gang will outlive Scooby when they reach adulthood

WOKE: Scooby is immortal and has to live with the knowledge that he will outlive the gang

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i know we joke that derek got castiel’d but actually he got dean’d.

got a kid that is the carbon copy of the man he loved

was never able to tell the guy he was in love with him

deeply closeted with a bunch of dead ex-girlfriends

held on to a something of his S/O that was significant to them, even though he knew/was sure the other would never come back (the jeep/the trenchcoat)

died a pointless, miserable death due to bad writing, in a post-ending add-on to his main story

disgustingly, offensive hot

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a knives out prequel where benoit blanc is investigating a murder and hugh grant (aka phillip) is one of the suspects and he’s sort of nervous around blanc which leads blanc to be suspicious so he purposefully spends more time with phillip just to suss out his behavior but at the end it turns out phillip didn’t do anything he just liked blanc and was shy

here’s my pitch for one of the scenes near the climax of the movie

blanc, monologuing: … and it has not gone unnoticed, by the way - your frankly embarrassingly obvious attempts to endear me to you in order to cast suspicion off yourself! it has worked to a degree, i’ll grant you, but a successful ruse is still a ruse philip, who really had not been doing anything of the sort: you… were endeared to me? blanc, slowly realizing: …. um. the

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see MY question is did mu qing and feng xin talk before going to help xie lian, or did they just both show up at that tea shop like