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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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Joan of Arc, pictured in a 1917 hair care manual

Proper Care of the Hair and Scalp, Amant Henry Ohmann-Dumesnil (Saint Louis: University Medical Press, 1917)

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

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YOOOOOOOOO i hope we get another teaser during annecy!!!!

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hello fellow autistic lesbians 🌈💜

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history's slowest house tour

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Bartholomew Bear In All Of His Outfits

Which one is your favorite? (And yes, his outfits are removeable)

Please vote here in my poll! 🐻

Ko-fi / Instagram

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we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

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hey guys new diagnosis just dropped: EVIL AUTISM

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

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Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

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HAZELLLLLLLLLLLLL

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I love her so much.

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Ruby Cruz as life action Flynn Rider- THE VISION!!!

I saw this on tiktok and I had to discuss with the girls