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what is the craziest thing abt dick Grayson is that he isnt over his childhood experience except it isnt the obvious 1. he IS over his parents death. what he isnt over is bruce

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the fanon that dick was awful to his successors — being abusive to jason or mean to tim — is very funny to me because he categorically handled being replaced better than either of them did

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[Image ID: Image of a TikTok by @/barstoolsports where two people are sitting in the front of the car and the person in the backseat is holding out their hand towards the front with the caption added

POV: ur not third wheeling ur their child

on-screen. The parents seem to be Speedy (Roy Harper) and Robin (Dick Grayson) with Kid Flash (Wally West) as the child. End ID]

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"can I be mean for a sec?" Is a sacred statement made by girls when they are about to reveal their most deep rooted self

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came back from the codependent homoerotic friendship wrong

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*whispers quietly into the night* do u guys think that sometimes the Justice League unexpectedly ends up off-world on an ice planet, or maybe just in the arctic somewhere on Earth, and Batman didn’t plan for cold weather so he’s wearing his non-insulated suit. And he’s the only one who’s cold because everyone else either has alien physiology and/or powers to keep them warm. So when Hal sees Bruce suppress a shiver out of the corner of his eye, he wraps him in a layer of energy with his ring, but he does it under the suit because he knows Bruce would get embarrassed if everyone else knew he was experiencing a human response to the environment

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if ur still taking requests..perhaps a silly batlantern...hal and bruce taking a selfie..

this isnt really a selfie but they are being silly

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So I know in canon Dick is a detective but I feel like he could’ve gone into the medical field.

He is a very caring person and he likes to help people, I like to think that during the day he helps people by treating their illnesses and injuries, and at night by keeping them safe.

This could go a few ways. On the one hand I could see him being an EMT, seeing as he does well in high stress faced paced situations. Helping people in emergencies and bringing them to the hospital is definitely something I could see him doing.

On the other hand I could also see him in nursing. He seems like he would have a good bedside manner, and I think he would be very gentle with how he goes about his job. Specifically, I think he would be a pediatric nurse.

I think he would be really good with the kids, cheering them up, easing their fears. There’s always lollipops and stickers in his scrub pockets for brave kids (and sad coworkers.)

He probably wears Nightwing scrubs a lot. It’s Nightwing, Teen Titans, Batman and Robin or Superman.

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hc that Clark doesn’t get the human instinct/reaction of a gut feeling or the hairs standing up on the back of your neck since he’s Kryptonian, so sometimes Bruce just freezes up and says “something’s wrong” and Clark resigns himself to it like ah yes, that weird human thing again and is baffled when 99% of the time Bruce’s gut is absolutely right

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world’s finest #19, art by travis moore & tamra bonvillain

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every JL meeting across all iterations is just Clark going " ssoso sorry for my platonic wife :( he is ovulating "

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real footage of bruce the first time he came home after stopping harvey dent as two-face

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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

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i think that dick grayson should be a paramedic in blüdhaven and not a cop. why? a few reasons.

1) acab. yeah hes trying to fix it from the inside or whatever but i think he should actually help people during his day job and then beat up crooked cops during his night job. (do not come at me for not respecting his wish to make his department have less bad apples or whatever it is a fake city and i want my own personal wish fulfillment, not debates on police reform. i get enough of that irl. thanks)

2) all these bats get SO many injuries. please, i just want more people with real medical training at any level to be able to help. P school would be the best bang for the buck (in this case buck being shortest amount of time) while still giving him vital skills. 

3) in a city with That Much Crime, those ems agencies have to be overrun. its bad enough in just largely populated cities by themselves, but with all the crime violence on top of that? oof. i feel for all those theoretical medics and i want them to have help. i want more medics helping in the streets of blüdhaven. same goes for gotham tbh

4) if his son is a paramedic, then billionaire bruce wayne would pay more attention to the needs of fire/ems agencies and start throwing his money that way. can u imagine what fully funded, well paid ems agencies would be like for gotham/blüd? it would be revolutionary. SO much good could come from more funding to fire/ems. a dream come true

5) i think it would be super cute if nightwing had a sleek, fashionable little well stocked med kit fanny pack. it cuts down on time before treatment, and i have a personal bias :)

6) im projecting. i want more paramedic heroes. i want more paramedic au’s on ao3 so bad. pls 🙏

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the thing about generally-accepted broad fanon batfam dynamics is that even if you disregard the complete stripping of all nuance in order to make a perfectly nuclear family with no lasting or significant conflict etc etc, half of it is all just built on vaguely (or explicitly) racist stereotypes anyway, like .......... ah yes the little half arab boy is a violent feral gremlin who can't fit in with refined polite society. the half east asian girl is the golden child who never speaks and is good at everything and has no flaws because she's the favorite who holds the family together. the romani one is a slut. LIKE. okay...!