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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

warnings: swearing,

Ben dropped a kiss to my head as he walked into my office. He sat down across from me and put a file folder on my desk. I looked at it with an eyebrow raised.

“is that what I think it is?” I asked as Ben smiled at me. a smile broke out and I nodded at the door. “Get the door Ben.” He jumped up and closed the door, leaning against it when it clicked.

“We got them!” He said. I stood up and flipped through the file. “C2E2 tickets. And before you ask…” Ben flipped to the next page and I gasped.

“you got the photo ops?!” I asked in shock. Ben nodded. “Oh my god. I fucking love you Benjamin.” I rounded my desk and wrapped my arms around his neck tightly.

“I know.” He whispered. “And I got you a photo op on your own because I know how much you love them. And autographs.” I kissed his cheek and squeezed him tighter.

“oh my god Ben.” I whispered as my legs almost gave out. “You’re going to kill me. I swear.” Ben chuckled as he tightened his grip on me.

“I doubt that but if I don’t, I’m sure meeting them will.” Ben teased. He pulled back and kissed me gently. “I’m glad you’re happy.” I nodded energetically.

“so unbelievably happy.” I confirmed. Ben smiled at me. “And you got the day off from Chris?” Ben nodded.

“yep.” He said. “And you don’t work on the weekends so you’re golden. We can leave when you get off Friday and be in Chicago that night. Get to the hotel and head in Saturday morning.” I squealed and kissed him again.

“I can’t wait!” I breathed out. “Couples first comic con.” Ben laughed and nodded.

“don’t tell Leslie.” He warned. “She’ll make shirts. And bags. And hats.” I laughed and nodded.

“and everything else she thinks she could get it on.” I added. Ben nodded. “I can’t wait. When does your break end?” Ben glanced at his watch over my shoulder.

“uh soon. I’m gonna head back. But keep looking through the file. There’s all our information there.” He said. Ben kissed me softly before breaking away. “I’ll pick you up after work?” I nodded.

“I’ll order the pizza and we can pick it up on our way back to my place.” I confirmed. Ben smiled before he left with a smile and wave.

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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

Warnings: swearing, menstruation, Roman is a bit of a dick, innuendos, mention of sex

I pressed my hips further against Roman’s side, trying to ease the pain in my gut with his body heat. His head was turned towards me, soft snores coming from him in the early morning light. I would have smiled at it if I wasn’t in so much pain. I tilted my head back a little, trying to bury my face in his jawline. He shifted a little and I nearly moaned in comfort as the pain lifted a bit. Roman’s hand flexed at my hip and I laid there with my eyes closed, hoping I’d be able to fall back asleep. Hooking my leg over his hip, Roman's legs moved so I could put my leg between his.

"What are you doing?" Roman asked sleepily. I winced and pressed my face against him more. "I'm sorry honey but I'm not in the mood right now. But maybe if you keep rutting against me like that..." He trailed off as I hissed in pain. "The fuck?"

"I feel like I'm being stabbed and you keep moving when I had everything all in place to help stop the pain and you want sex." I breathed out. Roman lifted his head to look at me, the light hitting his face making his eyes shine.

"Stabbed? Who stabbed you?" He asked, mind slowly catching up. The corner of his mouth quirked up. "I never heard you complain about it before." I rolled over onto my back and pressed my hands against my stomach with a groan. Roman's eyes followed the movement and a frown etched its way onto his face. "Honey I'm confused." His eyes trailed over me as I tried to curl in on myself. His hand hovered over me as worry wormed its way into his expression.

"I'm on my period you dumbass." I shot back, locking eyes with him and scowling. The way his expression fell would have been funnier if I wasn't so pissed at him. Not just for being stupid but for ruining the comfort I had felt. "So no I don't want sex and I'm starting to get pissed off with your face." Roman nodded, biting on his bottom lip.

"Yeah." He muttered, moving to get up. "I can see that one." He grabbed the sweatshirt he wore the night before from the floor but paused before putting it on. Turning towards me but not quite looking at me, he put it on his pillow. "In case you get cold." He whispered before going to grab a shirt from the dresser. I watched him, pain and anger rolling through me. Pulling it over his head, he left the room. My face relaxed some as I watched his retreating form. I squeezed my eyes shut to stem the tears I already felt. I blindly reached out and grabbed the sweatshirt and tugged it on. I rolled over and pressed my face into his pillow, trying to cant my hips into the bed at the same time to alleviate some pain. A sigh escaped me when the pain let up. Tugging the sleeves over my hands, I brought them up to my face and breathed in his scent. A tear escaped and rolled down onto Roman's pillow. I sniffed and tried to go back to sleep.

I was pulled out of my twilight by someone pulling a blanket over me. I turned my head and saw Roman focusing on the blanket in his hands. He paused when he realized I was watching him, eyes darting down to his sweatshirt before he finished tucking me in. Nodding once at me, he turned to leave.

"Hey." I called out. Roman paused in the doorway, leaning back against the frame. He started fidgeting and running his finger against the doorframe.

"Yeah?" He asked, focusing on the path his finger was taking.

"I'm sorry." I said. "I know it's no excuse but pain and hormones..." Roman cut me off with a shake of his head.

"No. I get it." he said with a shrug. "And I know I'm a bit much at times. You had every right to be pissed off."

"Doesn't give me the right to talk to you like that." I said, sitting up. I winced at the action and I saw Roman jerk, almost as if he was holding himself back. “and if we’re being honest…”

“have you taken something for the pain yet?” Roman cut me off, looking at me finally. I shook my head. His mouth twitched and he left the room, surprising me. I blinked at the spot he’d been standing in. Roman came back in, hesitantly approaching the bed. “Here.” I looked up at him before I realized he was holding his hand out with pain killers and water. I took them from him and took his hand. Roman hesitated before squeezing my hand. He sat down on the edge of the bed and stiffened when I leaned my head on his shoulder.

“you ok?” I asked, tilting my head to look at him. Roman nodded.

“yeah.” He said. He cleared his throat and wrapped his arm around me. “It’s just…this whole thing…it’s kind of gross you know?” I laughed and Roman pulled back to look at me. “What? Why are you laughing at me?”

“because you’re not wrong.” I said, reaching over and cupping his cheek. “It is gross and I hate every second of it. But it’s just something that happens every month as a natural bodily function.” Roman grimaced and shook his head.

“not what I meant.” He said. I shifted so I was kneeling on the bed in front of him. Roman leaned into my touch as I rubbed my thumb over his cheek. “I just mean isn’t there any other way to tell you hey you’re not pregnant? I mean why put you through this?” He waved a hand at me. “Hormones going nuts. Blood everywhere. Cramps that, I’ve heard, rival child birth. It sounds like the grossest thing ever.” I smiled at him as I shifted my weight. “Not to mention I feel like I can’t even touch you. Let alone make a joke.”

“Roman you can.” I whispered. “It’s just…” I sighed and looked away. Roman cupped my chin and made me look at him.

“I know.” He said softly. ��I don’t have to understand it. Or like it. But I know.” I leaned forward and kissed him softly. “This whole thing kind of turns you into a monster. And while it’s hot as hell, I always feel like I have to watch myself so I’m not the one in the line of fire.” My face fell and I hung my head. “I know you don’t mean to and it’s largely my fault…” I kissed Roman again to shut him up. He raised an eyebrow at me when I pulled away.

“I don’t mean to.” I whispered, leaning my head against his. “Roman, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry you feel this way.” I slid my hands into his hair. “Roman I swear…I don’t mean to. I…” Roman kissed me. He continued to softly peck my lips as tears ran down my face. His thumbs wiped over the tracks and he pulled me into him fully. He leaned back against the headboard and held me as I cried.

“it’s alright.” He whispered into my hair. “I’ve got you. I know you don’t mean it.” Roman rubbed my back as he softly talked to me. “Shhh. You haven’t hurt me. Physically or emotionally. I know it’s not you. I love you.” I started to cry harder and Roman tensed. “Oh shit. What did I do?” He pulled back, pulling my head off his chest as he frantically wiped at the tears. “I didn’t mean it.” I grabbed his hands and shook my head.

“it’s not you.” I breathed out. “I mean it is but not the way you think.” I squeezed his hands. “Like we both said. Hormones.” Roman nodded, eyes wide as he continued to frantically look me over. “It’s just you…I don’t…” cupping his cheeks again, I leaned in and deeply kissed Roman. “I don’t know what I did to deserve you. I swear Roman…” Roman’s eyebrows shot up as I rubbed my thumbs over his cheeks. “Every time I think I couldn’t fall for you more, you do something like this to make me fall for you all over again.” Roman smiled at me, pulling me closer to him.

“oh. Well…” he muttered. I laughed as he tried to puff out his chest discreetly. “I guess I can do this more.” He shrugged and I smiled at him.

“Roman.” I groaned. “I say something sweet and you turn it into something else.” I let my head fall on his shoulder.

“you knew what you were getting yourself into when you agreed to go out with me.” Roman chuckled. I laughed as he pressed a kiss to my head, laying his head on my shoulder after. “You feeling better?” He whispered.

“yeah.” I said, turning my head and kissing his neck. “Thank you. And I really am sorry about this morning.”

“I’m the one who should be sorry.” Roman shot back. “It’s no excuse but you know how I am when I wake up. I’m horny as fuck and I have no idea what the fuck is going on.” I snorted and Roman smiled. “Give me a minute to wake up next time. I’ll catch on. Let you curl up against me all you want.” I nodded against him as he pulled back and cupped my cheeks.

“sounds good.” I said. Roman smiled at me again before kissing me softly.

“good.” He said as he laid back down and pulled me with him.

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questions I think would be fun to be asked

what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

show us a picture of your handwriting?

3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?

what made you start your blog?

what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?

what scares you the most and why?

any reacquiring dreams?

tell a story about your childhood

would you say you’re an emotional person?

what do you consider to be romance?

what’s some good advice you want to share?

what are you doing right now?

what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?

what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

name 3 things that make you happy

do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

favourite thing about the day?

favourite things about the night?

are you a spiritual person?

say 3 things about someone you love

say 3 things about someone you hate

what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

fave season and why?

fave colour and why?

any nicknames?

do you collect anything?

what do you do when you’re sad?

what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?

are you messy or organised?

how many tabs do you have open right now?

any hobbies?

any pet peeves?

do you trust easily?

are you an open book or do you have walls up?

share a secret

fave song at the moment?

youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?

any bad habits?

(this post was stolen from @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak, since it couldn't be reblogged anymore)

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Angsty Sentence Starters #3

"Please, speak to me."

"I never wanted this."

"What else is there to do?"

"I am just so tired."

"You can't leave me alone."

"I don't know what that means!"

"Sorry, but I don't think I can do this any longer."

"Do you want me to fear you?"

"Why are you doing this to me?"

"I'm so sorry for anything I've done to you."

"This is nothing I ever wanted to happen."

"Can you please listen to me?"

"I am no longer accepting this."

"The uncertainty is killing me."

"Don't just walk away from me."

"It was never about winning."

"Tell me what I can do to make you stay."

"You are scaring me."

"Don't be afraid. It will be over soon."

"I can't save you if you don't want to be saved."

More: Angsty Masterpost

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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

warnings: swearing, smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids), dom/sub relationship

My hand roamed through rays hair as he pressed his face into my neck from behind. His arms were wrapped tightly around my waist. Dana and the rest of the orchestra were under the gazebo, playing as Winston danced with his spouse. We gently swayed as the music played, a small smile grew on my face as I felt ray kiss my neck.

“enjoying yourself?” I whispered. Ray nodded. “Words Raymond.” He chuckled and kissed my neck again.

“Yeah. This is nice.” He whispered back. “Reminds me of our wedding day.” A bigger smile tugged at my lips as I remembered the moment he was talking about.

“yeah. It does.” I agreed. Ray lifted his head to kiss me. “Makes me think about our wedding night.” Ray blushed, squeezing my waist slightly.

“a repeat of that night wouldn’t be terrible.” He said softly, eyes roaming over my face. I smiled at him and nodded.

“it wouldn’t.” I agreed. The music ended and the dj took over. “Do you think Winston would be pissed if we left early?” I turned in rays arms and wrapped my arms around his neck.

“I think he’d be more pissed if we snuck out. Or worse ended up in the bathroom.” Ray chuckled, swaying to the music. He moved his hands over my hips, pulling me closer against him. “One dance and we’re gone. How’s that?” I nodded and laid my head on his shoulder.

“funny that he had them play our song.” I said, running my fingers through rays hair. I twirled the ends around my finger, glad that it had grown out some since he’d had to cut it to get all the marshmallow out. Ray hummed, smiling softly at me before pressing a kiss to my head. “You dog!” I laughed, pulling away to look at him. I gently shoved his chest as I laughed. “How did you convince him?”

“I didn’t. Peter made a bet with egon that he’d leave before any of us did.” Ray shrugged. “Winston heard and well let’s just say we’re all tired of Peter winning all the time.” We both glanced over to where Dana was talking with the other musicians. Peter was fidgeting next to her, glancing at his watch every so often. I shook my head.

“let’s head out.” I said softly, pressing a kiss just below rays ear. “The song sure helps but I think the look on Peter’s face when you go to the firehouse tomorrow is worth it.” Ray grabbed my hand and we hurried over to Winston. He smiled at us and shook his head.

“and here I thought egon was going to leave first.” Winston laughed. He shook rays hand as his spouse looked on in amusement. “Alright. Just don’t be too smug about it tomorrow when egon splits the winnings. Have fun you two.” Winston winked at us before hugging me. Ray and I blushed and headed out hand in hand. I looked back over my shoulder once to see Peter’s pissed off face. I laughed and turned back towards ray when he looked over at me.

“you should have seen the look on venkmans face.” I said as we got into the car. Ray held my hand the whole drive home and eagerly pulled me up the stairs, fumbling slightly with the keys when we reached the door. “Take a breath ray. We have all night.” Ray slumped against the door slightly.

“that does not help.” He sighed, glancing at me. When he finally got the door open and had entered, I spun him around and pushed him against it. Ray gulped as the door slammed closed behind him. “You missed the door knob this time.” He breathed out, eyes blown wide and cheeks adorably flushed.

“good.” I muttered before using his lapels to pull him into a kiss. “The height on that thing is shit.” Ray chuckled as he dipped his head to kiss along my jaw.

“you’re telling me.” He said, smiling as he nipped along the skin. “Bottom or top tonight?” I was walking backwards, pulling him by his lapels, to our bedroom.

“I want you on top of me.” I breathed out, putting one hand on his cheek to draw his lips back to mine. I reached for rays tie and tugged it off, watching his hair bounce back into place. Ray gave me a goofy grin as he started to undress me. I pulled him back for a kiss as I started to unbutton his shirt, slowly moving my tongue into his mouth when his jaw dropped with a moan.

“fuck.” Ray whimpered as I pulled away. I smiled at him and ran my fingers through his chest hair. “I need you.”

“you have me baby.” I whispered. Ray shook his head, dropping to bury his head in my neck. “What do you need sweetheart? You need to tell me.”

“you.” Ray breathed out as I reached down to palm him through his dress pants. “I need you.” I squeezed him gently and ray moaned. “I need to fuck you. Feel you.” He moaned again, breaking off as I pushed down his pants and underwear. Ray mouthed at my neck, grazing his teeth against my collarbone.

“that’s it baby.” I moaned. “Tell me what you need. Tell me how to make you feel good.” I pushed my fingers through rays hair, pressing him closer to me as he took my pants off blindly.

“need to fuck you.” Ray said, pulling away. His mismatched eyes locked onto mine, wide and loving. “Need to come.” I cupped his cheeks and brought him down for a sweet kiss. Ray hummed as his hands started to roam, hovering over my body.

“touch me ray.” I breathed out. His hands made contact with my hips, fingers flexing against my skin. I breathed out through my nose harshly as ray started to slowly map my body. “Raymond. Please.” I sighed as he started to kiss along my jaw. “Fuck me baby.” Ray pulled back slightly and looked at me, love drunk and needy. I nodded at him and he lined himself up, eyes only flicking down for a second before he locked eyes with me again. My fingers were still tangled in his hair and I tugged gently as he entered me. We both moaned at the feeling as ray bottomed out.

“Jesus.” Ray breathed out. Moving my hands down to his shoulders, I pushed him down. Ray hesitated for a second while I encouraged him to settle more of his weight on me.

“I’ve told you before ray, it’s ok. I like your weight on me.” I said softly, scratching his scalp lightly. Ray nodded and laid down some, settling his weight on his forearms next to my head. As I pulled him in for another kiss, ray started to slowly rock into me. I moaned against his lips. Ray groaned as I titled my hips up to meet his. One of my hands trailed out of his hair and settled on his back, my nails occasionally digging into his skin as he picked up speed.

“(Y/N). Fuck.” Ray whimpered. My hand trailed lower and I squeezed his ass cheek as he thrust into me fully. Ray moaned, his head falling back at the feeling.

“feel so good baby.” I murmured, unable to take my eyes off him. “Almost there. You can do it. Fucking me so well.” I kissed his cheek as ray tried to duck his head again. “Make me come baby.” Rays breath hitched as he lost his rhythm, rutting into me with abandon. We both tumbled over the edge together, each of us moaning the others name. Ray collapsed on top of me and I wrapped my legs around his waist while my hand went to his hair. My other arm was wrapped around his shoulders tightly. Ray made a noise and kissed my neck.

“you ok?” He asked softly. I nodded, pressing a kiss to his head.

“yeah. Never better.” I said softly. “You ok?”

“never better.” Ray said, lifting his head and smiled at me. I smiled back as I ran my fingers through his hair again. “Love you.”

“love you too.” I said as I pulled him down for a kiss. “So much.”

#Ray stantz #ray stantz x reader #ray stantz fanfic #ray stantz fanfiction #ray stantz imagine #dan aykroyd #dan aykroyd x reader #Dan aykroyd fanfic #Dan Aykroyd fanfiction #Dan aykroyd imagine

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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

warnings: swearing, nightmares

Bradford nightmare fic

movement next to me woke me up. Rubbing my eye, I glanced at the clock. It was too early for Tim to be getting up and I was about to go back to sleep after rolling over when I noticed Tim tossing in his sleep. I slowly sat up not to scare him with my movements.

“Tim?” I whispered. He groaned in his sleep. “Tim.” I said a little louder.

“no. No. Don’t.” He mumbled. “Cover the flank.”

“Tim.” He jolted up and gasped. I stared at his back.

“Shit.” He gasped, hand running through his hair. His shoulders shook as he tried to steady his breathing.

“Tim?” I asked softly. He started and whipped around to look at me. His eyes were wide and I scooted towards him, wrapped my arms around his back. He felt tense under my hands as I rubbed circles into his chest.

“I’m fine.” He said, back rigid as I wrapped around him. “Go back to sleep.” I kissed his shoulder before shaking my head.

“you’re not fine.” I whispered. “Talk to me.” Tim ran a hand down his face and I heard him take a shuddering breath. “Please tim.”

“just had a bad dream.” He turned his head to look at me in the darkness. “That’s all.” He kissed my cheek and squeezed my hand. I could just make out the strained smile in the low light.

“no it’s not.” I shot back. “You’re tense and I can feel you trembling. Tim, what was it?” He hung his head and leaned back into me.

“I was back in iraq.” He breathed out. “There was an attack. The normal stuff.” Tim turned his head to look at me, holding my hands to his chest. “The only thing different is you were there. I panicked and started making decisions that…weren’t in the best interest of the squad. I thought…I almost…” Tim turned in my hold and buried his face in my neck.

“it’s alright.” I breathed out. “I’m here. You’re safe. We’re both safe.” I tightened my hold on him and kissed his head. Tim sighed against me.

“that’s been happening more recently. This idea that you could get hurt because of me. Or I could lose you.” Tim said softly, pulling back and cupping my cheeks.

“This stuff with ray.” He nodded. I held his hands and squeezed them. “I’m fine Tim. I’m far away from it. He…you played the cards right. He thought Lucy…” I shook my head. “I’m ok because of you and Lucy and Angela. Ray is in custody.” Tim nodded.

“I know. And until it sinks in, I’m going to keep having these nightmares.” He shook his head. “I’m just glad you’re here to help chase them away.” We laid back down, Tim brushing my hair back. “I love you.”

“I love you too.” I whispered back.

#Tim bradford #tim bradford x reader #tim Bradford fanfic #tim Bradford fanfiction #Tim Bradford imagine #eric winter #eric winter fanfic #Eric winter fanfiction #Eric winter x reader #Eric winter imagine

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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery, @ali-griff

warnings: swearing, smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids)

AN: it took so damn long and I’m sorry but here it is!

It was a game we played, Justin and I. How long it would take for the other to lock eyes. Usually, I won. Justin always had the biggest crowd around him so it wasn’t hard to find him. And he was always on alert, knowing I was looking at him fairly quickly. I looked down, blushing. It was almost like a sea parting when Justin broke away from his group and made his way over to me, excuses being used over and over again.

"Why hello there." Justin said softly, hand coming up to my elbow. “I noticed you looking at me from across the room. Like what you see?”

"You know I do." I whispered back, hand coming up to smooth over his tie. Justin smiled at me, the kind of soft look in his eyes that only I got to see. "What do you say we get out of here?" I made a small show of looking him over, relishing in the small blush that covered his cheeks.

"I wouldn't say no to that." He said, carefully leading me to the door. "The only question is your place or mine?" I laughed quietly as we passed the group that had surrounded him earlier. Men and women alike scowled at me as we passed.

“how about yours?” I said, turning to look at him with a smile. Justin nodded.

“we could do that.” He nodded. “Did you get your bed replaced yet?” I blushed and ducked my head as he opened the door for me, watching as the limo he arrived in pulled up.

“not yet.” I whispered. Justin looked at me with a raised eyebrow. “Oh come on Justin, I’ve been busy. Work happened. Bed shopping isn’t high on my list right now. The mattress is fine so I’m not terribly concerned.”

“it will be when i show up unannounced and the next day i have back pain.” He teased, helping me into the limo. I rolled my eyes with a smile.

“so buy me one.” I leaned into him and smiled smugly at him. “You do like to spoil me.” Justin chuckled, drawing me in for a kiss.

“I really do.” He hummed, pulling me deeper into the kiss. Making out made the drive seem shorter than it actually was, the two of us stumbling out of the limo and into the house. Justin pinned me against the wall, kicking the door closed behind him. “I’m not worrying about it that right now though.” I hummed in agreement as he picked me up, letting me wrap my legs around his waist. Justin pulled his jacket and vest off as he adjusted my weight in his arms.

“so you plan on spoiling me another way?” I teased as he pulled my shirt over my head and tossed it into the pile of clothes. Justin chuckled as he ducked his head and buried it in my neck. He slowly nipped and kissed at my skin as he pulled me away from the wall. He carried me down the hall to his bedroom, softly setting me on the bed. I moaned as he started to kiss down my chest. I reached down and threaded my fingers through his hair, making Justin look up at me. He pulled off his glasses and tossed them on the bedside table.

“perfect.” He murmured as he kissed my stomach. “Absolutely perfect.”

“Justin.” I moaned, tugging on his hair. He smirked at me as he moved back up to kiss me deeply. My hands fell from his hair and settled on his back. “When did you take off your shirt?” I laughed. Justin smiled at me.

“someone’s already cock drunk.” He mused. I rolled my eyes as he went to kiss me again. I felt him fumbling with my pants, trying to take them off before he took his off. “A challenge. I like it. Let’s see how fucked I can get you.”

“Justin.” I moaned as he teased me with the head of his dick. “Please.” He chuckled as he slid into me. “Fuck me.” I moaned, my head falling back.

“I think I am darling.” Justin laughed, burying his head in the crook of my neck and he started to thrust into me. “Oh fuck.” He moaned as I brought my hips up to meet him.

“I’m not the only one fuck drunk.” I giggled as his hands started to roam. “Justin…please.” He sucked at my skin, marking me as his. My head tilted back even more and gave him more access.

“what do you need?” He breathed out, pulling back and hazel eyes meeting mine. The love and lust there nearly knocked the wind out of me but I pulled him back down for a kiss. “Tell me. What do you need?”

“harder.” I panted. “Fuck me harder.” Justin groaned as he complied. I dug my fingers into his back, my nails leaving small marks in their wake. Justin moaned. His fingers dug into my hips, pulling me up to meet his thrusts. They grew sloppy as Justin added a matching mark on my collarbone. I moaned as I orgasmed.

“fuck.” Justin moaned as he followed me over the edge. He collapsed on top of me, breath coming in short bursts as he tried to catch his breath. “You alright?” He asked, lifting his head and propping his chin on my chest.

“im good.” I said, reaching up and playing with his hair. He smiled softly at me, squinting slightly. “How are you? Do you need your glasses?” He shook his head.

“I’m good.” He assured me, reaching up to grab one of my hands and bringing it to his cheek. Justin turned to kiss my palm, making me blush. “Hmmm. Something about you blushing at a small and vanilla after we’ve just gotten down and dirty is kind of endearing.” I gently shoved at his face.

“shut up.” I laughed. Justin smiled at me again before grabbing the blanket and pulling it over us. We curled up around each other before drifting off.

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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

chapter 1

tags: @illiana-mystery

warnings: swearing, divorce, suggestive jokes, Roman makes self deprecating jokes (mostly about his weight), smoking

The next morning, I smiled when I saw the post it note on my door. I had drawn a crappy picture of fries and a coffee cup on one with a small thank you and stuck it on Roman’s door the night before. It was a simple way of thanking him when I had no idea when he’d be home. He had apparently returned the favor. There was a fairly nice drawing of a book and laptop with a coffee cup. In Roman’s neat handwriting were the words “any time.” I stuck it in my laptop bag and headed out to the diner. Roman looked up when he heard the bell ring and smiled at me. I smiled back. He jerked his head to the side, showing me where he was covering. I nodded my thanks and went to sit in the booth I had been in the day before.

“same as always?” He asked when he came over. I nodded. “Still working on that paper?”

“Well I didn’t finish it overnight.” I joked. Roman chuckled and shrugged.

“it could happen.” He teased. “I’ll come over on my break again. Anything you want me to bring over?” I shook my head. “I’m serious. It’s on me. I don’t mind.”

“you trying to hit on me by bringing me food Roman?” I asked, my tone playful. Roman turned pink and shrugged.

“I mean if I was hitting on you, I would be much more obvious than that.” He muttered. I smiled at him.

“whatever you think id like.” I said. Roman nodded and smiled at me before hurrying away as his boss came out to look at the diner. I watched him clean up a few tables before his boss went back into the back again. Roman sagged and subtly flipped off the office door. I giggled as I turned back to my laptop. I bit my lip as I took the post it note and stuck it to the laptop by the keyboard. I would tape it down when I got home. Roman brought over a cup and filled it, giving me a tight smile as he did.

“be right back.” He whispered before dashing off. I furrowed my eyebrows as I watched him. He came back with a small plate with croissants on it. Roman winked at me as he was called over to another table. I laughed and grabbed one as I continued working. I didn’t even realize Roman had come back until the lid of my laptop started to tilt down.

“what the fuck?” I muttered as I went to push it back up and was met with resistance. I glanced up and frowned. “Oh.” Roman laughed as I let him close the lid.

“Wow. You must have really been focused. Haven’t seen that in a bit.” He said, leaning forward on the table with his arms folded in front of him.

“a bit yeah.” I admitted. Romans face suddenly fell.

“I didn’t like break your motivation or anything did I?” He asked, tone suddenly serious. I shook my head.

“nah.” I tapped the laptop. “Boss is watching you awful close today.” Roman hummed in agreement, pushing the plate of cake over to me. “Any reason why?”

“oh I don’t know.” Roman shrugged, pushing the fork closer to me too. “Maybe because he thinks I’m flirting with the good looking customer.”

“and are you?” I asked, taking the fork but noticing there was only one. I frowned as I looked up at Roman. He smirked at me.

“that depends.” He said, watching as I ate the cake. “Do you want me to?” I paused, cake halfway to my mouth. I didn’t expect him to be so blunt. His eyebrow went up and I blinked at him. “Sorry. I thought…sorry.”

“no!” I said a little too loud. “No. Don’t be sorry.” I said as I lowered my voice. “It’s been a while since someone tried to flirt with me. Least of all tried to do it by bringing me food.” I shook my head, finally eating the cake. “I don’t mind it at all.” Roman smiled, looking out over the diner. “Why didn’t you bring another fork?” He turned to look at me again.

“like I said yesterday. I’m overweight. Gotta watch my figure.” He joked, although it didn’t meet his eyes. He even ran a hand down his chest for emphasis. I hummed in thought before cutting the cake in half and taking another bite.

“yeah somehow I don’t want to believe that.” I muttered, finishing my half of the cake and pushing the plate over to him. I wiped the fork clean on the napkin and flipped it over in my hand so the handle was pointed at Roman. He blushed and looked at the offered fork. He gulped before taking the fork from me. Glancing at me, he started to eat.

“Thanks.” He whispered. I nodded and glanced around as he ate.

“it’s the boss isn’t it?” I asked. Roman shook his head.

“ex.” He muttered. “Every time I see her she brings it up.” I nodded. “I saw the girls this week. Court approved visits with her supervising.” I let out a sigh.

“well that sucks.” I said. Roman shrugged, a sad smile on his face.

“yeah well…” he reached into his back pocket and pulled out his wallet. Opening it up, he put it in front of me. “They’re worth it.” I smiled at the picture of the two girls sitting in his lap, everyone smiling brightly for the camera.

“they’re adorable.” I said, bringing my gaze back up to Roman. “I can see why you’d put up with that.” He nodded as he shoved the wallet back into his pocket. It was quiet for a beat before Roman pushed the plate away.

"I'm off in an hour." He said, leaning back in the seat. I nodded slowly.

"I'll probably head out then too." I said, looking at the coffee cup.

"You don't have to." Roman said, face turning red. "I was just letting you know so you didn't get surprised when you're neck deep in work and some college kid shows up to refill your cup." I waved my hand at him and opened my laptop.

"Service ain't as great then anyway. It's fine." I said. Roman nodded and looked down at his lip, face still fairly red.

"Then uh, if it isn't too much to ask..." He started, hands disappearing below the table. "Can I walk you back home?" His eyes never once left his lap and I had to fight the urge to smile bigger than I already was. "Shit.” He muttered in the beat of silence. “Now I seem like an old fuck trying to get some. I swear I’m not. I just…”

“Roman.” I cut him off, leaning across the table slightly. He looked up at me, eyes wide. “I’d like that.” His shoulders fell and it looked like all the tension had left his body. He smiled softly at me.

“thank you.” He whispered. I nodded. Standing up, he grabbed the plate and sighed. “Refill?” I nodded. Roman smiled at me and walked away. I pulled open my laptop. Roman poured the coffee and hurried off. When Roman’s shift ended, he came over and tapped my shoulder. I looked up and smiled. “Ready to go?” I nodded as I packed up.

“yeah.” I said, slinging my laptop bag over my shoulder and taking Roman’s offered hand to help me out of the booth. I blushed a little when he squeezed my hand, showcasing the size difference between them. “Did you drive here?” I asked. Roman shook his head. “we’re close enough I walk every day. Unless it’s snowing. Then I drive.” Roman explained. I nodded. “And you don’t own a car.” He shot me a knowing look. I blushed as I shook my head.

“Nope.” I confirmed. “Couldn’t afford one and the apartment.” Roman nodded, holding the door open for me. I smiled in thanks and shivered when I stepped outside. Roman noticed and took off his jacket. He paused, waiting until I looked at him before holding it up in offering. I nodded and he put the jacket over my shoulders. “Thanks.” I whispered. Roman nodded and lit up a cigarette. He took a drag before blowing the smoke away from me.

“maybe I can give you a ride sometime.” Roman said. Given his track record of jokes, I assumed he knew what he’d just said but I just blushed and burrowed into his jacket more. “It’s a Mercedes.” I turned to him with a big smile.

“Really?” I asked. Roman nodded, looking at me skeptically.

“yeah.” He shrugged. “I don’t see why not.” I smiled at him as I bumped his shoulder with mine.

“that sounds like fun.” I said. “I’m going to take you up on that.” We arrived at the building and Roman walked me down the hall to my door. “See you tomorrow?” Roman shook his head.

“It’s my day off tomorrow.” He said, rubbing the back of his neck. “But uh maybe we could grab lunch?” His cheeks were tinted pink as he asked and he was having a hard time meeting my eye. I smiled at him as I took off his jacket and handed it back.

“I’d love that.” I said, opening my door. “See you tomorrow Roman.” He smiled at me and nodded.

“see you tomorrow.” He said before I closed my door.

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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

warnings: swearing, divorce, suggestive jokes, Roman makes self deprecating jokes (mostly about his weight)

AN: yeah I started a new series since I can’t figure out what happened with the snow chapter. I blame the marathon I watched. Oh well.

I sighed and ran a hand down my face. My laptop screen glowed in front of me, fingers stiff from typing. I put my elbows on the table and covered my face with my hands. The slight headache I had started to subside.

“refill?” I peaked out between my fingers and nodded.

“Yes please.” I said softly. “Thank you.” The guy standing in front of me nodded and refilled my cup. He turned to go, looking from me to my laptop.

“How’s the paper going?” He asked. I shrugged.

“it’s going.” I said, pulling my hands away. He nodded. “You live in my building don’t you?” I asked suddenly as he was about to walk away. “Sorry. You look familiar.”

“I uh I think so.” He said. “I’m on the fifth floor. Apartment 529.”

“I’m 521.” I said with a smile. “(Y/N).” I held my hand out to him. He smiled at me and threw the towel in his hand over his shoulder.

“Roman.” He offered. I blushed as he took my hand and brought it up to kiss my knuckles. “I’ll leave you to your paper.” He said, letting go of my hand and rubbing the back of his neck.

“feel free to bother me.” I said with a laugh. “It’s kicking my butt. I could use all the distraction you have to offer.” Roman chuckled and nodded.

“I’ll stop by on my break then.” He said. I nodded and muttered my thanks as he went to the next table. Turning back to the laptop, I frowned as I sipped my drink. An hour went by and a plate of fries was set down in front of me. I looked up, surprised to see Roman smiling at me. A whole paragraph had been written and I slowly closed the laptop as he slid into the seat across from me.

“thanks.” I murmured as I started to eat. “You didn’t have to.”

“yeah well you’ve been here my entire shift. Hell you were here when I came in. Didn’t see you eat anything. Just drinking that god awful coffee. Figured you needed to eat something. And don’t worry about paying. It’s on my tab.” I stared at him and he waved his hand at me. “I mean it.” I nodded slowly as I grabbed another fry.

“you aren’t eating?” Roman shook his head, eyes darting around the restaurant.

“nah. I’m still getting used to all this.” He sighed. “I was in trading. Worked down on la salle. The stock exchange. Went bust.” Roman crinkled his nose and I bit my lip to keep from smiling.

“I’m sorry.” I said.

“don’t be.” He waved me off again. “It was my own stupid mistakes anyway. Doesn’t matter now.” He shrugged and grabbed a fry. “Besides this isn’t such a bad job.”

“I can think of worse.” I agreed. Romans eyes trailed to my laptop again.

“so what are you writing anyway?” He asked. “You’re always in here typing away at that thing.”

“Dissertation.” I said with a shrug. “Last thing I need to do before I get my masters and well…” I sighed and shook my head. “This is the best place to work I guess. Quiet. Only one person ever bothers me usually. Nice place to work.” Roman chuckled.

“Im sure you get bothered anywhere you go.” I blushed and Roman quickly looked away. “Anyway I don’t miss those days.” He shook his head. I smiled and shrugged. “Then again, when my kids go…” Roman sighed and his eyes went wide for a second. “Makes you worry a bit.” I nodded, swallowing and glancing at his hand. There wasn’t a wedding ring and I didn’t remember any kids coming or going from the floor.

“I mean…” I shrugged. “Sometimes it isn’t that bad. But yeah I’ve heard your kid going off can be daunting. Hell when my cousin went I got phone calls a week. He was too nervous to call his folks, thinking he’d worry them over something stupid. So he called me instead and made me worry about him.” Roman chuckled.

“you two close then?” He asked. I nodded. “That’s good. My girls are twins. Never seen two kids closer. Thank god.” Roman shifted. “I don’t see them much. At least not right now. Divorce is still fresh I guess. And the judge wanted me to actually have cash and a place. But I had those. So I don’t know. Kind of feels like my ex is trying to fuck me up the ass.” He ran a hand over his hair. “Ah I shouldn’t be telling you that.” He chuckled. “Just meeting and all.” I smiled at him and reached across the table to put a hand on his.

“it’s alright.” I said. “We’re adults. Adults ramble and unload baggage all the time.” Roman nodded, eyes drifting down to the table. “Tell me about them. You obviously love them.” Roman laughed.

“yeah. Despite all their trouble.” He said, eyes shining when he looked back up at me.

“terror twins. Every family has them, whether they’re actual twins or not.” I said with a laugh. “Hi. I’m one of them. My cousins the other.” Roman smiled.

“So you get it.” He teased. I nodded with a shrug. “Their big thing is wandering off and exploring. Last summer, got themselves stuck in a mineshaft. It was closed down. Boarded up. But not well enough really. They slipped in and their uncle and I had to go get em.” Roman shuddered. “Damn if I didn’t nearly shit my pants. Scared me outta my mind. Almost cried when we got them back.” Romans eyebrows went up and he chuckled. “Nearly shit myself again when their uncle brought a bear back to the cabin. Never going back up there again. At least with him.” My eyes went wide.

“he brought a bear to the cabin?” I asked in disbelief. Roman nodded. “Damn. Who chased it away?”

“well after the fight…i guess he did. Shot it in the ass and it ran off.” Roman shrugged.

“He fought the bear?” I cried, looking around when I realized how loud I was. Roman smiled sheepishly at me.

“Uh actually…” he held up a hand. “I’m the one who fought it. Kind of felt like I was fighting with my dick in my hand the way it didn’t do anything…” I leaned across the table and stared at him. “What? Is it the jokes? I can stop…”

“you fought off a bear?” I whispered harshly. Roman nodded. “A real live bear. You. Fought it off.”

“yeah.” He said, eyebrows furrowed. “Why?”

“sorry but you don’t seem like the type.” I said, still raking my eyes over him.

“Yep.” He nodded in agreement. “I’m like 25 pounds overweight, can barely pick up my kids, and I swear sometimes I feel like I’m gonna lose it with the customers being assholes. But I did.” Roman listed off. I scoffed. “What?”

“at least you tried to fight the thing. What did your ex do? Or your brother in law until he shot the damn thing? What about his wife?” I shot back. Roman shrugged.

“yeah my in laws are something.” He muttered. He rubbed the back of his neck and glanced at his watch. “I’ll uh let you get back to writing. My breaks nearly over. If you want something else to eat just let me know. On me.” He smiled at me as he stood up and took the empty plate with him. “I’ll be back with a refill.” I nodded as I watched him go. He refilled my cup, winking at me as I pulled my laptop back over and went back to work, new motivation flowing through me.

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Chapter 36

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @plush4bunny, @illiana-mystery, @onedirectionlovers2014

tags: swearing, the wheelers, mediums and con artists, night court spoilers

“so what’s on the docket for tonight?” I asked, swinging my legs as I sat on Wyatt’s desk. He looked over the list and shrugged.

“petty theft. Nude model fight.” I nodded at that appreciatively. “And a couple with issues with a medium…I think. It’s confusing.” Wyatt flipped through the file before looking up and frowning. “I think they’re ready to talk to you counselor.”

”we meet again Mr. Fielding.” The man said. Dan froze and looked at me with wide eyes.

“If I don’t turn around are they really there?” He asked, biting his lip as he scrunched up his nose.

“oh my god!” Abbie cried. “You’re the wheelers! My dad always talked about you guys! I have so many questions!” Dan scowled as he took his spot in front of Abbie. “What’s the charge?” Wyatt handed Abbie the file.

“Animal husbandry.” Wyatt read out. I focused on Dan, wondering what he was thinking seeing the wheelers back in court.

“as someone who’s heard your stories before can we skip the next three calamities and get to the point?” Dan complained. I giggled behind my hand and he looked over at me. The case progressed and abbie called for recess. The only thing I had really caught onto was that she wanted to see the wheelers medium to talk to her dad.

“so what was that like?” I asked as we sat down in the cafeteria. Dan groaned and let his head drop onto my shoulder.

“those poor ghosts.” He said. “Although leave it to them to get stuck with a haunted apartment. I did promise to help them get rid of it though.”

“olivia.” I said. Dan nodded.

“I can’t believe I saw the wheelers.” He shuddered before sitting back up. “Abbie has her psychic though.”

“did you tell her that?” I asked. Dan shook his head but waved her over when he saw her walk in.

“so I have some news.” He said. Abbie nodded. “You’ve got your psychic.”

“wait really?” Abbie exclaimed, almost throwing her arms around dans neck.

“I made it happen. I did a favor for the wheelers and they helped me jump the line with this Fleetwood Mac b side.” Dan said, patting her arm. “We meet in your office after session tonight.”

“what did you do?” Abbie asked, taking a seat at the table. She opened her lunch and I put a hand over my mouth. Dan looked over at me as I swallowed thickly.

“You alright?” He asked me. I nodded and waved him off as the nausea passed. “I just helped them sell their haunted brownstone.” Dan said, turning his attention back to Abbie but keeping an eye on me. As Abbie ate, the smell continued to get to me. I excused myself and headed to Abbie’s office. I opened the window and sat down. “Hey.” I turned to see Dan standing in the doorway.

“Hey.” I said back, rubbing my stomach.

“you ran out of there pretty quickly…” Dan trailed off, eyes focused on my hand movement. “Are you sure you’re alright?”

“yeah. Just not feeling well.” I said, rubbing my stomach again. Dan nodded, looking back up at my eyes.

“maybe you should see a doctor.” He said, coming to sit next to me. I leaned into him and closed my eyes.

“already have.” I mumbled. “Just a bug.” Dan nodded as he kissed my head.

“alright.” He said. “Maybe you should sit out the seance.” I nodded.

“I’ll take a nap in your office.” I said. Dan nodded. He walked me back to his office and grabbed the blanket off the back of the couch, draping it over me before kissing my head and heading towards the door.

“call me if you need me.” He said. I nodded with a smile as he left the room. The phone rang not long after and I sagged with relief at the news. Laying back down, I stared at the ceiling with a smile on my face. When I got antsy, I got up and walked back to Abbie’s office. The psychic was gone and Dan was talking to Abbie.

“Dan…” she whispered. He turned to look at her. “That was the phrase.”

“what?” He asked. “Are you telling me that I’m supposed to be Harry’s vessel?” The lights flickered and Dan quickly tried to appease whatever it was. “Alright. Alright.” The lights stayed on and Dan chuckled. “Always had to have the last word.” Abbie smiled at him and hugged his arm, leaning her head on his shoulder. I rubbed my stomach again and knocked on the door.

“hey guys.” I said. Abbie stood up and walked over to hug me. “How’d it go?”

“she was a fake. But Dan and I have come to an understanding.” She said with a smile. I nodded and watched her leave.

“so feeling better?” Dan asked as he stood up and made his way over to me.

“yeah.” I said, lost in thought.

“penny for your thoughts?” He asked, kissing my forehead.

“you know I always thought she’d be a good aunt but now I think Abbie would make a great big sister.” I said absentmindedly, bringing dans hand to my stomach.

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[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

requested by: @moosieworld request: Hi I really liked your Tommy Boy fic with Richard Hayden! I was wondering if maybe you can do one where the reader works with Richard and they’re both on the road with Tommy. They get to the hotel and realize there’s only two beds so someone (*cough cough* Richard) is gonna have the share the bed with our dear poor reader…thank you so much!!!

warnings: swearing

“Oh thank god.” I muttered as we pulled up to the motel. Tommy offered to go get the rooms for us while Richard and I unloaded the car. “If we spent another minute on the road I swear I would have thrown myself out of the car.” Richard gave me a look, chuckling awkwardly.

“yeah well…” he shrugged. “Sorry for the way we act. We can’t really stand each other.” I nodded.

“Yeah that’s clear as day.” I laughed. Richard smiled softly at me as Tommy came back.

“so there’s a tiny problem but I’m sure we can sort it out.” He said, rocking on his feet. “They only had one room available.” Richard looked like he was going to strangle Tommy.

“hey.” I put a hand on Richard’s shoulder and took a step between them. “It’s alright. We can figure something out. Like I can sleep on the couch or something.” I offered. The two boys nodded and we dragged our luggage up to the room. “Well crap.” The three of us stood just inside the door staring at the room. Two beds. No couch or sofa.

“I can uh sleep on the floor.” Tommy offered. I shook my head.

“no. We’ll never get you back up.” Richard scoffed. “Think next time. I’ll sleep on the floor.” He grimaced as we looked down at our feet. “Or not.”

“I can sleep in the car…” I started. Both boys turned to look at me, matching thunderous looks on their face. It was probably the first time they had ever agreed on something.

“no!” They cried. I held my hands up in surrender.

“alright then.” I sighed. “So what are we going to do?” Richard rubbed the back of his neck.

“you’re going to have to share with me.” He said, voice barely above a whisper. “Tommy takes up the whole bed so it’s the only way this works out.” He blushed as he looked at me. “Alright?” I nodded.

“alright.” I blushed as I headed into the bathroom to change. I could hear Tommy teasing Richard through the door, knowing the moment Richard retaliated by the resounding ow from Tommy.

“shut up dipshit!” Richard hissed, making me frown. “They don’t need to know that and you’re going to keep your mouth shut for the rest of this trip.”

“fine. Fine.” Tommy said. “But if you two need me to leave…OW! Quit it Richard!” I finished changing and walked out.

“bathroom is free.” I said softly, jerking my thumb over my shoulder. Richard hurried off into the bathroom leading Tommy and I alone.

“I’m sorry you had to get dragged into all this.” Tommy finally said. I looked up at him. “Richard and me. Always fighting.” I shrugged.

“meh. Par for the course. It was that way back home too.” I said. Tommy nodded. “I will admit I hoped you two would figure things out but in the end as long as we can save the company…” I shrugged again. Richard emerged from the bathroom and Tommy took his place.

“ready for bed?” Richard asked after a beat. I nodded and climbed beneath the covers. Richard did the same, the two of us facing each other. We stared at each other. “Did you want me to put a pillow between us?” I shook my head.

“we don’t have one to spare.” Richard smirked.

“I could take one of Tommy’s.” He offered. I giggled and shook my head. He nodded and we kept looking at each other.

“Richard…”

“(Y/N)…” we said at the same time. We laughed and Richard motioned for me to continue.

“well I just wanted…” I smiled at him. “To say thank you. For bringing me along and I mean…this…” Richard blushed.

“oh. It’s nothing.” He breathed out. “Nothing.” I ducked my head and Richard reached out to touch my arm. “Hey I just wanted to say thank you for putting up with us. And that I’m sorry.” I smiled at him.

“Tommy already apologized.” I shrugged. “But I appreciate it.” Richard nodded. Tommy came back and turned out the light. “Night.”

“night.” I whispered back. The next morning, I woke up with my face pressed against Richard’s chest and his arm wrapped around me tightly. I quietly extracted myself with hot cheeks, rushing to the bathroom before heading out to get breakfast. When I had come back, Tommy was packing their luggage back up. Richard was leaning against the car looking at a map. “Hey.” I said softly as I put the box of donuts on the hood. Richard looked at me with a blush.

“hey.” He said. “About this morning…” he started, reaching out to touch my arm. He was interrupted by Tommy coming out with the luggage. “We’ll talk later.” He said with a smile. I nodded, smiling back at him.

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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

requested by @onedirectionlovers2014

request from: @poohsources

prompts: “I just want you to know how I feel…in case one of us won’t make it.” And “I have no idea how I ever managed to fall in love with someone as infuriating as you.”

tags: @illiana-mystery

warnings: swearing, elevator breaking down

I wrapped my scarf around me tighter as I waited for the elevator. Dan stood next to me, shifting from foot to foot. The winter advisory had us spending the night in the courthouse. I wasn’t thrilled about it but there wasn’t much I could do.

“where is the damn elevator?” Dan muttered. I rolled my eyes at him.

“It’s cold Dan.” I shot back. “It’s going to take some time. But if you’re in such a hurry, you could take the stairs.” He shuddered and I chuckled. “Yeah that’s what I thought.”

“oh shut up.” He said as the elevator finally dinged. We both entered and pushed the button for the basement.

“could be worse.” I teased. Dan shot me a look.

“yeah?” He asked, sarcasm dripping from his voice. “How, pray tell, could it be worse?” We jerked into each other, Dan reaching out to catch me as we stumbled. The elevator ground to a halt as we looked at each other.

“that.” I breathed out. “That’s how it could be worse.” I looked up at the ceiling and frowned. “And here’s hoping they realize we’re missing and art can get the elevator moving again.” Dan let me go and moved to the corner. He squeezed his eyes shut and shook his head.

“why me?” He moaned. “Why is it always me trapped in here?”

“hey at least it’s not sumo wrestlers again.” I tried to joke, my nervous tone ruining it. Dan shot me a look and sat down in his corner. I shivered as I sat in the opposite corner.

“last time i was stuck in here while it was cold, i nearly froze. So don’t get your hopes up that we’ll be rescued soon.” Dan pointed out. I nodded and pulled my coat tighter.

“I remember that. Guy with the dog breeding right?” Dan nodded.

“bull still shows that picture around on bad days.” I said, smiling softly at the memory. Dan shuddered and curled in on himself.

“don’t remind me.” He said. I pulled my knees up to my chest and rest my chin on them. Time passed slowly as we sat in silence. My breath started coming out as vapor and I bit my lip as I shivered. It was near constant now. Dan looked over at me and frowned. “You alright?” He asked, white steam floating in front of him too. I shrugged and Dan looked me over. He sighed as he got up.

“what are you doing?” I asked, teeth starting to chatter. Dan sat down next to me and held his arm open.

“we’re going to freeze to death. Might as well delay the inevitable.” He said, waving his hand to try to make me move faster. I scooted over towards him and ducked under his arm. He pulled me close and made sure his coat was tucked around us both before leaning into me.

“why are you being so nice?” I asked, unconsciously leaning closer to his warmth. Dan sighed.

“I just want you to know how I feel…in case one of us won’t make it.” he said after a second. “Never thought I’d actually tell you. But then again I didn’t think I’d be stuck in this damn elevator again.” Dan sighed as he leaned his head against mine. I stiffened slightly before turning to look at him. He was incredibly close and it would have been nothing to lean in to kiss him.

“what do you mean?” I asked softly, eyes flicking down to his lips.

“I have no idea how I ever managed to fall in love with someone as infuriating as you.” Dan scoffed. I laughed until I realized he was serious.

“wait really?” I asked, eyes wide. Dans gaze fell to my lips before closing the distance between us. I gasped as he kissed me, unsure how to react until he started to pull away. Coming to my senses, I kissed him back; grabbing his collar and pulling him closer. “Holy crap.” I breathed out when we finally broke apart.

“you’re telling me.” Dan chuckled, brushing some hair off my face. I nodded. “I’ve felt that way for a while. There’s a million better ways to have told you but…” he shrugged, pulling me closer.

“it doesn’t look like we’re going to be saved anytime soon.” I finished. Dan nodded. I smoothed my hand over his chest and Dan smiled at me.

“this is a much better way to spend our remaining time though.” He shrugged. I laughed. Dan leaned in to kiss me again and I let him. He had just pulled me into his lap when the elevator started moving again, the doors opening to reveal art and Harry.

“Dan you really need to…oh…” Harry said, making us pull apart. “Sorry.” He blushed as he turned to walk away.

“really Mr. Fielding you have the shittiest luck.” Art said, propping the door open while we stood up. Dan took my hand and held it tightly as we walked out.

“I wouldn’t say that.” Dan said with a smile towards me. “This time wasn’t so bad.”

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Hi I really liked your Tommy Boy fic with Richard Hayden! I was wondering if maybe you can do one where the reader works with Richard and they’re both on the road with Tommy. They get to the hotel and realize there’s only two beds so someone (*cough cough* Richard) is gonna have the share the bed with our dear poor reader…thank you so much!!!

oh my goodness YES! I stopped writing Richard cuz it literally looked like I was only writing for me with him so I’m so glad to hear someone liked those fics! I’ll add it to my list!

[myveryownfanfiction]

alright. Idk what happened or why it happened or what and tumblr is being no help. But the most recent falling of snow chapter did not post DESPITE it saying it did. I stupidly wrote it all in drafts so it’s gone. Which has taken my motivation away for this story. It isn’t over. I’m just gonna pause it until I can feel motivated and confident it will not randomly disappear. Sorry everyone.

#The falling of snow #The falling of snow series

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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

Warnings: swearing

Ray held me tightly as he rubbed my back. I was trying so hard not to cry, quietly sniffling against his chest. I felt the weight of Ray's chin on the top of my head and curled further into him, feeling him adjust his hold on me to accommodate me. Everyone in the room continued talking, ignoring the fact that I was moments away from a breakdown and not even Ray could stop it. When his nose made contact with my head, the dam broke. His biceps tensed as he tightened his hold on me, pressing his face further against my head. My shoulders shook with the effort to keep my sobs quiet.

"For fuck's sake..." My cousin trailed off. "What's wrong cry baby?" Ray tensed all over as the voice cut through the group. "Didn't get your way so you have to cry about it?" I shook my head and tried to break away from Ray. He wouldn't let me go and pushed me further into his chest.

"Where do you get off, saying crap like that to them?" Ray shot back. I curled my fingers into his shirt. "Haven't you done enough damage?"

"Ray." I murmured. He pulled back to look at me. "Can we go?" Ray nodded, taking my hand and leading me away from my family. The walk back to the firehouse was quiet, the only noise was an occasional sniffle or hiccup. Ray squeezed my hand every so often, making sure I knew he was still there. As we neared Tribeca Park, Ray pulled me closer to him. He led me into the park and sat down on one of the benched. Turning to me, he sighed as he reached over and wiped away my tears. He cupped my cheeks, rubbing his thumb over them even when all the tears were wiped away.

"I know there's no point in asking if you're alright." Ray breathed out. I shrugged and he leaned forward to kiss my forehead. "Remind me why we went." He breathed out as he pulled me to him fully.

"I honestly can't remember." I said softly, resting my head on his chest. "I know I'm turning them down next time." Ray nodded before kissing my head. "I don't even..."

"Don't." Ray warned. I pulled away to look at him.

"I don't even get what I did wrong." I whispered. "How is asking everyone to stop treating me like a kid not getting my way?" Tears started to well up again and Ray sighed. He pulled me against him and pressed his face into my hair.

"It's not." he said after a while. "Your cousin was talking out his ass. They expect you to have grown up, act like an adult, but when you do..." He shook his head. "They start yelling at you and making it your fault. It's not. It is never your fault with them. Their heads are so far up their asses they can't see how great you are. All that you have accomplished."

"It really isn't that much." I muttered. Ray scoffed.

"Yeah. Like helping save the city isn't much." He teased. "Without you, I would have gone completely catatonic, Peter would have been smushed by a marshmallow because Egon would have rather studied what happened then stop it and Winston would have been the only one left going after Gozer. So do you want to try again?" He squeezed my arm as I buried my face in his neck. "If anything you saved our lives that day. And I'm more than grateful and proud of you for that."

"Thanks." I mumbled, cheeks heating up. Ray chuckled and tilted my head up.

"Always." He whispered before kissing me softly. "You ready to head back to the firehouse? Or do you want to go back to the bookshop?" I shrugged.

"Can we just stay here for a bit?" I asked. Ray nodded and pulled me tighter against him.

"Sure." He said, pressing a kiss to my head. "Anything you want."

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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

Warnings: swearing, smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kiddos), sex in public (secluded area)

Song: Riot in Cell Block Number Nine-Blues Brothers

Ray wrapped his arms around me tightly as the audience cheered. The band on stage took a small break and Ray kissed my shoulder.

"Enjoying yourself?" I asked, turning my head slightly to look at him. Ray smiled and nodded. "Good. I knew you would like them."

"You always have good taste in music." Ray admitted, leaning his head against mine. "But I have to ask..." I hummed and kissed his cheek. "Does your love for the band have anything to do with one of the brothers looking like me?" I blushed and glanced back at the stage. Jake and Elwood Blues were just coming back onstage at that moment, passing drinks around to the band. "Ah." Ray said, smirking at me.

"Now wait a minute..." I tried to protest as Ray took my hand and pulled me over to the edge of the stage, close to where the boys would come off stage at the end of the show. We were covered in shadow and I could still see the stage but no one could see us. Ray kissed my shoulder again.

"Better?" He asked. I nodded hesitantly. "Good. Now we're gonna come over here." He backed me against the far wall, giving me a better view of the stage but hiding us further from view.

"Ray, what..." He cut me off with a kiss and I hummed as my fingers trailed through his hair. "What are you doing?" Ray started working on getting my pants off as Jake started to announce the next song. "Raymond!" I hissed as he pulled down my pants. His eyes shot up to mine and I frowned. His fingers twitched at the waistband of my underwear.

"I can stop if you want me to." He whispered, watching as my gaze was drawn over his shoulder as Elwood stepped up to the microphone. "Or I can keep going." Ray took my hand and moved it to his own belt buckle, making sure my fingers brushed against the bulge in his pants. I bit my lip and let my eyes trail back to him. I nodded and let him push my underwear down as I tried to get his belt open. Ray bit his lip as I managed to push down his pants and underwear in one go. The music picked up as Ray entered me, pulling my leg up around his waist. My back pressed against the brick wall as Ray put more of his weight against me.

"Ray." I whimpered, his face buried in my neck; giving me a clear view of the stage and Elwood as he sang. He breathed out harshly as he thrust into me. I put my head down on his shoulder, never taking my eyes off the stage. "Is this...fuck...what you had in mind? Fucking me while I watched the show?" Ray nodded and I laughed as he thrust again.

"It was going to happen anyway." He said, breath fanning over my neck as he turned his head to kiss and suck along the skin there. "Just so happens that a more handsome version of me is on the stage." As the beat changed, so did Ray's thrusts. I would have laughed if it hadn't felt so good.

"He's not more handsome." I breathed out, drawing Ray's head up. "He just looks like you."

"Yeah. About fifty pounds ago." Ray muttered, eyes scanning my face. I bit my lip to stop a moan from spilling out. I squeezed my eyes shut as the beat changed again and Ray matched.

"Shut the fuck up Raymond." I muttered, his name slipping out as a moan. "I prefer you and I always will. Fifty..." I choked on my words as Ray gently bit my neck. "Pounds or not. Fuuuuccckkk." I groaned as Ray thrust into me harder. He chuckled as my head fell back.

"Eyes on the stage darling." He breathed out, matching his thrusts to the music. "Song's almost over." Ray hoisted my other leg up around his waist, making sure I was pinned between him and the wall before grinding his hips against mine with every thrust. My head lulled forward as I came, eyes never leaving the stage. Ray moaned softly in my ear as he came with the song's end. Setting me down gently, Ray fixed us back up before turning back towards the stage. Jake and Elwood did one more song; Ray holding me close and gently swaying with me as I kissed him. "Come on." He whispered as the boys started to make their way off stage. Elwood paused when he saw Ray at the end of the stairs before making his way over.

"Elwood." He introduced himself. Ray shook his hand and pushed me forward to do the same. I blushed as I shook his hand.

"I'm (Y/N). And that's Ray." I said, feeling nervous as Ray came up behind me. He pressed his chest against my back and I smiled nervously at Elwood.

"Looks like the two of you were having fun out there." Elwood said with a smirk. I blushed harder and Ray squeezed my hip, prompting me to look at him. He smiled softly at me and nodded.

"Yeah we were." He confirmed. Elwood's smirk grew as he nodded.

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