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naked-lunch · 3 months
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It's just a little guy
Facebook Marketplace Sydney Australia
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ai artist pushing the two minute button and then start on their microwave: 'i feel bad for the people who arent learning prompts right now theyre gonna get left behind by us tech-forward chefs'
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they should let me enter a server room i would lose my fucking marbles
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pleeeeeeaaaaaaasse pretty please let me in2 your server rooms i promise i wont fall in love with the machinery pleasepleasepleaaaaaase <-LYING
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naked-lunch · 4 months
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If you like socialism so much, move to Lazytown and see how much you actually like it. Fucking idiot.
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so what was your beef with those film students
they were film students what do you think
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there's a point in your life on the internet where "oh, it's a weird sex thing" becomes reassuring. there's so many worse reasons that people do things. fly your flag mate
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naked-lunch · 4 months
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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.
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naked-lunch · 5 months
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I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!
But I can already hear the Al haters out there!
"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.
"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.
"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?
I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!
APOLOGIZE TO HIM
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APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!
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apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse
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naked-lunch · 5 months
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2024:
1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!
2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX
3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER
4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT
5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED
6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING
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"anti-kink" is so funny to me. ohhh you're scared of sexy make-believe? ok. lol
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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand
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naked-lunch · 6 months
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A lesbian couple were smoking weed together.
One was a high femme, the other was a stoned butch.
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naked-lunch · 6 months
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Koremitsu does not interfere with his owner's work, but he does not let him go to the bathroom.
惟光は飼い主の仕事の邪魔はしませんが、飼い主をトイレには行かせません。
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naked-lunch · 6 months
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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
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naked-lunch · 6 months
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ROUND 1: GUY MONTAG (fahreninheihent 451) VS LUMPSUCKER FISH (very beautiful very powerful)
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