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every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened
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Well, I have to ask the question "how do they measure?" Like, do they count the mirrors, or is it just from the sides of the body?
Also, it's fairly normal for companies to have different versions of the same car depending on the countries they're sold in, I think. It's been a minute since I last watched Top Gear.
"The european mind cannot comprehend a chevy tahoe" is like. A really fucking funny tweet. I cant stop thinking about it.
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Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.
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Taylor Swift's newest album would sound better if she had Florence Welch vocals...
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PSA
God made five major covenants with the nation of Israel:
With Adam
With Noah
With Abraham
With Moses
With David
Jesus showed himself to be the fulfillment of each of these, in reverse order
Born in Bethlehem, the birthplace of David
Survived the slaughter of the Holy Innocents, where the king ordered the death of all the male infants, just the same as Moses
Circumcised, as Abraham was as a mark of the covenant
Descended upon by a dove after being immersed in water, just as Noah was welcomed by a dove after the world was immersed in water
Had his side opened up, just as Adam had his side opened up to have a rib taken out
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makeup: off
clothes: functional
i am forcibly removed from the category called “women”
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I love dairy
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秋芒魚路古道-擎天崗 by KC2013
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With Mother's and Father's Days coming up, don't forget to thank your parents for all the roles they had in your household growing up.
🫵🏻 And don't you dare downplay your roles in your own households! We all wear a lot of hats in our day to day lives!
"What industry do you work in?"
"Um, self employed, but hospitality and food service...and maintenance...and interior design, and automotive, healthcare. Oh! Agriculture! Arts. Consulting. Finance. Fashion, beauty, religion. Um, non-profit, hehe. I hope to get into childcare soon, as well as sports and recreation, and maybe branch out into education after that, depending on what my husband and I decide on."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm a homemaker."
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"What industry do you work in?"
"Um, self employed, but hospitality and food service...and maintenance...and interior design, and automotive, healthcare. Oh! Agriculture! Arts. Consulting. Finance. Fashion, beauty, religion. Um, non-profit, hehe. I hope to get into childcare soon, as well as sports and recreation, and maybe branch out into education after that, depending on what my husband and I decide on."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm a homemaker."
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