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nearlyhuman · 4 years
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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It really is astounding how many people think women withhold sex out of cruelty or coldness and that if they were nice they would “give it.”
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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what she says: I am fine
what she means: The career of nursing is sincerely making me doubt my ability to be truly ethical and compassionate woman because on one hand I appreciate and honor the philosophy of caregiving but on the other I will always be a handmaid of a corporatist machine called American Health Care whose very lifespan depends on the exploitation of sub-optimal resources, unsafe practices (including definitional racism and obvious classism), and the tired, abused bodies of moderately educated women.
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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There is nothing more satisfying than seeing this content and then seeing my name tagged on it
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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like who ISN't having a strange and confusing time w/ intimacy and the physical experience
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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Stoners be like: I function better when I’m high! *sits in silence with mouth open*
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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Sandie,
I was thinking the day before yesterday and realized there’s a decent chance i might know who you are and you might be someone I’ve already blocked twice. You gotta come off anon if you want to keep talking. 
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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today you, tomorrow me.
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nearlyhuman · 5 years
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destroy the idea that i will ever calm down
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