nefarious-nemesis

[nefarious-nemesis]

You’re strong. Your undead minions are plentiful and loyal. The skulls motif in your tower is not “tacky”. Your enemies are afraid of you. You don’t need the approval of the living.

#this one is for any evil guys with skulls for heads who follow me

[nefarious-nemesis]

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

#not nefarious

[nefarious-nemesis]

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

[nefarious-nemesis]

I'm evil and I'm going to shoot lightning at you until you die. Hope this helps!

[nefarious-nemesis]

when you apply for your villain license they give you a book of all the new words you’re allowed to say. it’s full of shit like “foible” and “machinations”

#TRUE #ooc really good thank you gwen #i heart being tagged in evilposts

[nefarious-nemesis]

spiritually you will never employ me

#not nefarious

[nefarious-nemesis]

No I’m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I’m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you’ve got me tied up like this.

#okay. OUCH. you just HAD to make ME read this #tooo real

[nefarious-nemesis]

Oh thank god my roommate is finally asleep.... *unlocks secret passageway to my evil chambers*

[nefarious-nemesis]

[nefarious-nemesis]

#BUSY BUSY TODAY

[nefarious-nemesis]

there is no old self to get back to there’s a new u to create n nurture

#not nefarious

[nefarious-nemesis]

Customer: MOST EVIL. DMV: HOSTILE? Verdict: ACCEPTED

#I CANT REMEMBER IF I HAVE ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS #IF I DID.... I'M NOT SORRY I DON'T CARE <3

[nefarious-nemesis]

did you lie again

Believe my unsourced claims wtf!!!!!!!!!

#not nefarious

[nefarious-nemesis]

Weekly reminder that when someone calls you weird (pejorative), it is perfectly acceptable to say YES YOU BORING MOTHERFUCKER I AM with the entirety of your chest and laugh maniacally as you execute your flawlessly flamboyant exit.

Your weirdness is beautiful and those who lack sufficient courage or depth to display their own preternatural plumage are right to be unsettled in the presence of your eldritch greatness.

Be weird out loud. Do it at the top of your lungs, with all your heart, as hard as you can.

And let them squirm.

[nefarious-nemesis]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 5th level lightning bolt

[nefarious-nemesis]

"debit or credit?" personality :) (walks out of the store without paying)

[nefarious-nemesis]

"you can't reclaim the f slur" well YOU'LL never reclaim the ACCURSED SCEPTER! NYEAH HEH HEH HEARGH *vaporizes you with the accursed scepter*

#I CAN BTW <3333 IN CASE YOU WERE NOT AWARE <333