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Thanks to the new daily, I have lost interest in neopets even more than before and i can now afford a Draik MP without doing ANYTHING. 

Yay!

#neopets

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jumpstart: we are trying our best to turn neopets.com back into a fully functional site!

userbase: okay......That sounds fake but okay

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im pretty sure there’s one entire guy working at neopets. hes just under a cubicle crying somewhere, alone and confused. he’s not an artist but every day he has to upload 3 item images so he does. the only thing he can do is update the news every day

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So that amazing Neopets glitch where my password suddenly doesn’t work just happened to my account.  So as part of my proof I have had access to this account screenshot I included this gem.

I’m so over Neopets at this point.

No fucks given.

#neopets

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English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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The Bori Flower Girl dress is really cute imo

Am I the only one who likes the maractite lined bori wig I think it looks really nice on blue palettes like ghost and cloud!

Nah! I like bori in wigs, they wear them much better than some species i think!  I also think most species specific bori clothes are decent, but like? okay hold on let me get some examples.

okay so let’s take our nice little bori here right?

and put a cute little shirt on her. 

Should be cute right? nice and flowy, probably doesn’t show off the scales much or anything either!

oh shit uh nOPE

well… maybe that one was a mistake.

uh.. oh

and these… species specific clothes… dont even

go 

over 

the 

shell

THIS is why it’s hard to like bori ;n; I have nine of them and I spent more time dressing each one than any of my other pets. 

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I mean I get that but as worthless as they are now put a BN draik UFQA and I bet there's a bunch of people interested.

100k is PENNIES. It’s like the us government makes a machine that gives you a chance of getting 10$ after 25 consecutive days of using it and then all the rich people start complaining about how it’s ruining the economy

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Finally a picture where I look my age. Face day?

#neotag

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When you can get a Draik MP for 300k, 100k is a lot. Especially to people who’s only reason to get on that website anymore is trading pets. 

100k is PENNIES. It’s like the us government makes a machine that gives you a chance of getting 10$ after 25 consecutive days of using it and then all the rich people start complaining about how it’s ruining the economy

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Awh he's on my main now. I can't wait to work on him. His name is pretty dope. Did you create him?

So this just happened! AHHH!

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So this just happened! AHHH!

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When you really want to zap for a bunch of clothes and end up with one of your favorite colors after 3 zaps.

#neopets

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It’s Dancr’s birthday!

#neopets #neotag

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Why aren't you training Xany's defense?

Because his hitpoints were already too high from the lab ray :/

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thanks JumpStart