neonphoenix

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Crocheting myself a crop top rn... No pattern no plan just hook and thread.

#i made the first chain and started doing some loops and I'm trying to decide if I want them to be on the top or bottom #because top is easier but I think it's cuter with them at the bottom #though I could always just add them in later #the beauty of crochet

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One nostril clogs another one opens or however the saying goes

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I’m way behind on Tumblr. Barely keeping up on tiktok with Butch positivity.

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i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

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it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

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Cat hissed at me :(

#there was poop hanging out of his butt by a hair #and I was removing it #which caused an affront

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Taking my son out for enrichment

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‘GET OFF THE ROAD - QUICK!!’

Heylo darlins! This is what I’ve been working on this week.

Next up, Bilbo, as per the results of my last poll :D

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if men r going 2 be horny and misogynistic when designing female characters can they at the very least make the outfit cunty......nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bitch with negative 2 articles of clothing on and it’s still ugly......flop ass bitches......

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#my YOUNGER sister would insist that I wasn't actually my parents child

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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HELP i think i just found the funniest thing ever

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Its me, your feral godmother