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Slenderman's drag name could be Collette Mypages

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#doll house. very nice one.

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our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

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My beast

#Monsty baby

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#Mi yet. hello?

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1926: “This girl has all of [the] trends and she’s not loath to wear them at once: bell earrings, a dog collar worn as a necklace, a large beauty spot on her cheek, an ivory cigarette holder, a design to cover the vaccination mark on her arm, heavy bracelets, an anklet, a photo of a boyfriend on her stocking, an anklet watch, fancy garters worn below the knee and a mirror fastened to her wrist.”

Waiting for wristwatch anklets to make a comeback

#the boyfriend picture...

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My mom called me and scared me tgat I haad missed my appointment (appointment was tomorrow actually. oops.)

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#GOO

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Pickle breakcore

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(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty

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Maybe I should get braces while I'm still waiting to be a person. get ahead of the game

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penis era

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Begging the phallo subreddit to restore the horny guy who did clever dick piercings instead of an erectile device. I want to see.

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also there's like a 70% chance I have a significant ovarian cyst situation so honestly. hysto might be somewhere other than the ??? or profit steps

#My lower right hip/abdomen area. hurts frequently. my lower left side hurts less frequently/intensely but does. sometimes. still hurt

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I wish I could start the whole. being a person thing before top surgery but like half an hour max every other day of leaning over for library aid stuff last year killed my back to the point that I'm not sure I could work most jobs without like actually fucking my back up seriously

#The only jobs around here are food service. which isn't super leaning heavy afaik but even standing for that long. NO thank you

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Name change -> Top surgery (can be concurrent w driving/school steps. maybe job) -> Driving (maybe) -> school (maybe) -> job (for sure) -> Social life -> Get the fuck outta dodge -> ???? -> Profit

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actually I should try filing my statement of inability to pay court fees for my name change stuff. like. tonight.