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“Black-Briar Mead is just fine, if you need something to wash the dirt off a riding horse’s hooves.”
–Sabjorn
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puppygirl wants me to leash her and say a bunch of specific stuff while having sex but i grew up on a ranch in arkansas so I pretty much just let her fuck off and do her own thing until i feel like wandering around in the woods in which case it's her job to get bit by snakes first
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Harris Milstead a.k.a. Divine photographed by David Meyer
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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
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[pretending I didn't already know about what happened to Falin because of all the porn] you all just can't help but spoil DunMeshi can you
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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