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me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

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I have had 6 opportunities just today to out myself with a pun or joke. The struggle with self control is real.

#Maybe I wouldn’t be closeted if you weren’t so blatantly biphobic MOM #jeeze #love my parents #but after cutting my hair into a pixie #I literally have been compared to a butch lesbian as a “joke” about 10000000 times #fyi I my hair got cut YESTERDAY #so that is alrage amount of comments in a short period of time #boy is it weird being in a house that’s accepting of homosexuality but basically nothing else in the lgbtqia+ community

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For my bestie @singtheskyandfightlikehell: a cover of Jolene with the gay lyrics they wrote. 

I will gladly come out of my shadowy semi-permeant hiatus for either them or to create gay content because I am SO GAY AND JOLENE SOUNDS VERY KISSABLE. 

However I will preface this by saying I am never happy with my singing and Q greatly exaggerated by abilities. Still, hope this is good enough for you boss!

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@singtheskyandfightlikehell Lol good job with the public shaming. Might actually get us to do something. I'll hit you up next Thursday.

This is a callout post for me and @nerdierthannecessary

We need to fucking call each other. I have voicemail now. I am available all Thursday every Thursday. Idk ur schedule. Frickin call me sometime we haven’t talked since April

Also please remember I’m on eastern time now so it’s a three hour gap these days

#If it makes you feel any better I couldn't have called you this Thursday #not that it excuses our lazy asses for all the time prior to that...

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Sprites of Mario from various ports of Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Jr. and Mario Bros. to non-Nintendo systems.

#Top right #the one that looks like some pink and white creepy spirit and nothing like Mario? #I'm that Mario

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A list of things I have referred to as “My child”

People twice/thrice as old as me

Dead people

Ghosts

Thieves and murderers

Aliens

A plant

A floating cat

A mouse

An AI supercomputer

A talking sword

Mechanical lions

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The Houses As Literary Quotes

Hufflepuff: "And now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good." -John Steinbeck

Gryffindor: "Do I dare disturb the universe?" -T.S. Eliot

Slytherin: "Sometimes I can feel my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living." -Johnathon Safran Foer

Ravenclaw: “The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.” - John Milton

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I just took this quiz to find out what Shakespeare archetype i am

I got “The girl who’s always disguising herself as a boy for some reason” and im LAUGHING so hard it’s so real

#The bastard prince #acurrate I guess #I'm power hungry and mad about everything so...

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We got sent the Assassin’s Creed movie soundtrack on vinyl. It’s… um…

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Personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

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sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

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at least we have this

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you know when you can feel yourself going into a depressive spiral but you were already in a depressive spiral so it’s like a double depressive spiral . cool

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friend: hey!! how are you?

me: tired

friend: you always say you're tired

me: because i always am