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ra ra rasputin...russia’s greatest love machine 

#just some food for thought <3

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okay, i'll bite. *goes straight for the jugular*

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ok i’ll bite. what’s “wordle”

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i love when women are like looking for smth in their pocketbook and u hear like glass breaking and bombs going off from inside there

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having a real olivia rodrigo-brutal.mp3 of a day...

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If I was a wanted criminal in the dark ages, they’d be like “are you William the Wanted?” And I’d be like “nahh I’m Laurence the Lawful” and they’d be like “ohhh okay”

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Wow, this reminds me of that one episode of Hannah Montana where--[I am taken by the Fungus.]

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@sylvesterstallonely ok yes noomi is the ultimate but the fincher version is on netflix so that’s where i’m at right now 

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thinking about her (lisbeth salander) 

#i just think she's neat!

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me, an intellectual: euphoria? you mean degrassi but they’re allowed to say fuck?

#also yes i know HBO is doing a degrassi revival i don’t wanna talk about it #/ also if i owe u a reply on chats i will reply l8r!!! work has been swamping me

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[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

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thinking long and hard about “bro just take the L you posted kermit gulag”

#hoping someone is familiar with this tweet and i don’t sound totally insane #but also i’m not above talking to myself on the dash

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what if we kissed on the donkey kong 64 island 

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🎶he has no style…he has no grace🎶

#(i’m he)

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My friend asked me to make an image hold on.

#put this in the moma

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coping with the pain of living by being a little silly

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Frog with a mushroom hat 🐸🍄🌿✨