neverforpickles

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no one's doin it like him, man

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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i do lowkey think someone falling in love with me would fix me. i know it wouldn't. but i think it would.

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i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

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i’m a figment of your imagination babe go back to sleep

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

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I'm Praying (that you don't burn out or fade away) written by lululawrence featuring art by @moon-sun-thyme

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | NR | 74.6k | 18 chapters

“Louis,” Harry breathed happily. His smile widened as he realized he’d finally found him, and he was stood before his soulstar. This was the closest they’d been in 31 Earth years, which had felt extraordinarily long for Harry, even in his star form. He could hardly withhold his happiness at seeing him again.

“Erm, yeah,” Louis said, interrupting Harry’s thoughts with his brows furrowing and looking clearly suspicious. “And you are?”

Harry and Louis are literal stars who have known they were soulmates from their creation eons ago, however when Louis came to Earth to start the next phase of their fated future, he forgot everything. Even Harry.

This leaves Harry to break the rules and instead of waiting for Louis to call him and join him on Earth, he crashes down on his own. Without Louis there to guide him and help him learn how to adjust to having a human body and everything associated with that, Harry has no other choice but to do the best he can.

As Harry tries to correct what has gone wrong, he finds that friendship can be a light even in the darkest night, and through those bonds even separated soulstars can find their fated path once more.

Written as a part of @onedirectionbigbang round 7!

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#IVE READ THIS OK #ZAYN WAS MY FAV #AS ALWAYS #LIKE THATS SOMETHING NEW AND SHOCKING

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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where is everyone!!!! i need ideas! something else than what i am thinking of !!!!!!

I go on a 1/5 one direction concert next weekend and I want to get myself a subtle mark that I am a larrie. Any ideas on how I should go about it?

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I go on a 1/5 one direction concert next weekend and I want to get myself a subtle mark that I am a larrie. Any ideas on how I should go about it?

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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#*runs and hide* #i used to be a late person but i migrated and appreciate it more now #i am always on time and gets pissed when someone is late #😭😭😭