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the crushing weight of doing anything at all

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I mean greg its a ludicrously capacious lake whats she even got in there 40% of northern irelands water? its MONSTROUS its GARGANTUAN you could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job.

#reblogging this from myself because its still so true

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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literally my favorite type of tweet

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what losing neil perry does to an mf

#AS I WAS JUST SAYING

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prepare for me to be the most annoying person ever

#damn todd and knox really went off the rails after neil's death huh...

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DEAD POETS SOCIETY FANDOM HOW ARE WE DOING TONIGHT!!!

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Well, I guess I keep looking.

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People already ranking songs when I haven't processed a single thing... as if Taylor's works don't marinate... I simply can't serve raw chicken

#me with all music #unreal unearth took me like 4 months to cook right #but when it did? gorgeous #op you popped off with the raw chicken line here good job

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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

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quote of the year

#yeah that adds up

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sorry but i can do it with a broken heart chorus is too funny and like. relatable

#never had my heart broken just perpetually exhausted #but goddamn i can do uni

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i think as far as the dsmp goes, you either die the villain or live long enough to see yourself become part of the ever-growing list of queer minecraft youtubers

#saw this post. laughed. kept scrolling for a few minutes. came back to reblog bc its too funny. best way to summarise it honestly.

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this man in insane I need to see his stand up immediately. Congrats Tommy!!

#its the full 5 seconds of processing for me

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Planet Jupiter, observed by NASA’s Juno probe on December 16, 2017. Processing by David Marriott.

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Not to just be like “Chappell did it again. The Pop Song.” every single time she releases something but like…. Chappell did it again. The Pop Song.