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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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NEVERTHELESS Episode 4 // Episode 8

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I found this on r/breathofthewild and i thought id share with the class

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Proper posture is uncomfortable

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One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

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Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life

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some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

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i love how bugs bunny is totally calm as long as everyone leaves him alone but as soon as someone bothers him he’s like “ok. now i have to kill him”

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a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

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Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

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“There are times when I am convinced I am unfit for any human relationship.”

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