my bitch wife took my mortality in the divorce and now I am cursed to walk the earth a shambling husk forever trapped in the gray nothingness between the beauty of life and the release of death 👎👎👎👎
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blood running down legs is sooooooooo hot and nobody appreciates it enough. i have to do everything around here.
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Galloway is kinda like a whale fall if you think enough about it
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somewhere in another universe, spring is warming the bayou and rachel rand is 14 years old and catching frogs and nothing bad has happened.
my gift for @dawnlotus-draws for the @jrwi-art-exchange spring exchange :]
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lost in the sauce......
if i have not posted my jrwi spring exchange thing tomorrow please kill me with hammers 💀
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just went to the doctor turns out I'm unusual and perverse :(
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IVE STARTED WORKING ON IT AND IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE THIS IS AWESOME PLS PUT DOWN THE HAMMERS!!!!!
if i have not posted my jrwi spring exchange thing tomorrow please kill me with hammers 💀
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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
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hi. non penetrative sex is often more intimate. more on this later
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” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out
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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
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drey ferin
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sometimes my beloved mutuals post abt things i dont rlly care abt but i still like the posts anyway bc it is my job to prevent my beloved mutuals from ever having a 0 note flop post. just doing my duty o7
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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now
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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow
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