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Everybody do the wenis!

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I love when people get the mystery Brennan's laid in front of them and Brennan just so proud says "no rolls necessary"

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It’s our time! It’s our year!

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The no kill rule is not about Bruce just uwu not wanting to become a murderer it’s about knowing that no person is morally infallible and omniscient and you cannot be judge jury executioner and that you are allowed to keep this last bit of innocence that you do not have to live with the burden of someone else’s crime you shouldn’t have to give away a part of yourself just because someone else decides to commit a horrible crime it’s not about whether the Joker deserves death it’s about whether someone should bear the burden of becoming a murderer none of you fuckers know why the death penalty is bad

do you think a Batman who holds little kids to get them to safety can pick them up with the same two hands that took a life? Don’t they deserve better? Doesn’t he?

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Here’s to hoping that every single person with schizophrenia or a schizoaffective disorder or DID or NPD or any other ridiculously demonized mental illnesses has a wonderful day

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i think it's important we understand the game changer spice rating. they get to choose what spice level they operate at. this was probably a high spice. as was escape the greenroom. siobhan thompson has twice chosen the most intense episodes to be on. I am terrified of her power.

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*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

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Praying Oisin isn't Actually Terrible, but he is blue, and KVX Bank recently changed their logo from red to blue.

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What the fuck is a situationship men need to start writing love letters again

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a quick one! riz and kipperlilly should get into more cartoonish beefs

🧨 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🧨

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Sometimes a family is a werewolf, his niece, his adopted daughter, his girlfriend, his girlfriend's griffin, his girlfriend's daughter, his girlfriend's daughter's friend who just moved in one day (who is the ex of his niece), the kid his girlfriend's daughter (and his adopted daughter, and his girlfriend's daughter's friend) killed once, that kid's mom, the demon who lives inside the kid's mom, the resident ghost, the resident ghost's ghost rat, the werewolf's girlfriend's daughter's girlfriend (but only through a magic portal door), his adopted daughter's no-longer-evil sister, said sister's fifteen cats, two kidnapped adopted butter jellies, an invisible dog, and a frog.

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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hey siobhan? what if i cried?? right in front of you???

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Nothing will ever be funnier than that scene when Orla showed James her drawing and says “I ran out of brown so your eyes are red” and he just looks at it and says “ My eyes are green”

And then she says “ now you tell me” and cries a little

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The wildest thing about Burrow's End, is that if Viola had used her Divine Sense even once, she would've had the most horrifying realisation