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conspiracy theorists: "the government is murdering children so the elites can live forever by drinking child blood!"

actual corporations and government agencies and religious institutions: "we love murdering children for entirely mundane reasons such as profit and racism and homophobia! Here's a bunch of mass graves we filled with all the children we murdered! Teehee oopsie"

leftists: "hey so the CIA admitted to murdering people on behalf of a fruit company. look. here's the official statement where they said they did it. Maybe the US is an evil empire?"

conspiracy theorists: "haha as if. clearly that's a distraction from what's REALLY going on. communist wackjob."

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everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

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having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

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@bamsara @vurelly they built Moon in minecraft

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which skeleton u smoochin first?

Probably Nightmare, tbh

I'd offer Error a smooch, but he has his whole haphephobia (fear of touch) thing, sooooooo

#nightmarekissers rise up

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

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thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

#😔

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this has probably been done before, but i'm curious to see!

what is your gender identity?

cisgender

transgender

nonbinary

genderqueer

multigender (bigender, trigender, pangender etc.)

genderfluid

agender

xenogender

demiboy/girl/flux

multiple of these

none of these/other (put in tags?)

unsure/questioning

unfortunately bc of the 12 option limit i couldn't include everything, so i went with the ones i remembered off the top of my head!

#trans 🎉

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Drew a little baby

LITTLE

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what rhe fuck is the nintendo gmod thing real???

#yeah it is #people are arguing over if its really nintendo or a impersonator tho #it probably is nintendo though because even garry is convinced its real

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Can't get over the way Jonathan looked at Dio and laughed, only to get glared at in this scene 😭😭😭 They're so dog and cat

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He's a lil silly (I'm too lazy to make a proper render)

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#dudeee albert is a meme now? #mrflimflam is a meme now??